Survivor Philippines Season 25 (Premieres Wednesday Sept. 19th at 8pm ET on CBS) - Page 6

And in some hilarious ex-Survivor news...

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olymp...dal/56394148/1

No wonder she sucked so hard in Gabon. Her dealer couldn't make it out that far.

Very sorry if this is old news, mods feel free to delete.

Congrats Crystal, not only are you the worst survivor challenge player of all time (somehow Chet survives this distinction) but you are also a cheater!

Well done.

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08-23-2012 , 08:49 AM

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master3004

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OMG Penner/Kent/Ms Peacock on the same tribe?

I'm in survivor heaven

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08-23-2012 , 08:50 AM

#129

master3004

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This concludes "Master3004 catches up on a thread"

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08-23-2012 , 10:20 AM

#130

vyk07

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Originally Posted by master3004

OMG Penner/Kent/Ms Peacock on the same tribe?

I'm in survivor heaven

I predict that Penner's tribe (Kalabaw w/ the red buffs) will have the most entertainment value pre merge

so much potential there

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08-23-2012 , 10:22 AM

#131

vyk07

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Originally Posted by master3004

Congrats Crystal, you are the worst survivor challenge player of all time (somehow Chet survives this distinction)

I call shenanigans

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08-23-2012 , 10:48 AM

#132

master3004

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I call shenanigans

Top ten survivor moment ever. But go back and watch all of Gabon. Crystal, THE WORLD CLASS GOLD MEDAL WINNING TRACK ATHLETE, was pathetically awful at EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGE. Its one of tje weirder things that survivor has produced

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08-23-2012 , 11:42 AM

#133

Soncy

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Laughing out loud over here. "I know."

But seriously, Crystal was awful and it's not like you expect much from Chet...likewise Dan from Fabio's season. Those guys were terrible at challenges, but it's not like anyone expected anything of them unlike Crystal.

At least Joel could pull Chet along like a rag doll. How awesome was that guy (Joel) at Survivor?

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08-23-2012 , 01:13 PM

#134

ajv174

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this made me go back and re-read the funny 115 entry of Crystal's awesomeness: http://funny115.com/v2/28.htm

if any of you aren't familiar with funny 115, it's definitely worth checking out

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08-23-2012 , 03:22 PM

#135

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Originally Posted by master3004

Jeff Kent has one of the most notorious porn staches in baseball history and was a big focal point back during Barry's crushing years. any average fan who was interested in the game ten years ago should recognize him.

Im guessing the chick in the jeans is the one who pegs him

Pretty sure Dana will be doing any pegging that goes on out there.

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08-23-2012 , 06:13 PM

#136

black666

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I'm not even caught up on all the cast interviews and the thread has already 100+ posts. I love 2+2 during Survivor seasons.

That having said: I have high hopes for Penner, Malcolm and Kent. This season has potential!

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08-23-2012 , 06:38 PM

#137

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Anybody else want to become a mortal enemy of mine and jump on the Jeff kent is great bandwagon?

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08-23-2012 , 07:30 PM

#138

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Originally Posted by master3004

Anybody else want to become a mortal enemy of mine and jump on the Jeff kent is great bandwagon?

MVP!

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08-23-2012 , 07:45 PM

#139

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MVP!

I will cut you

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08-23-2012 , 07:52 PM

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Funny 115 is absolute gold, so much great stuff, my favorite having to be the firemaking tiebreaker. D&C, when you get Penner on, if you do not ask him what being in the jury was like during that challenge I will be so mad.

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08-23-2012 , 11:43 PM

#141

Soncy

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Anybody else want to become a mortal enemy of mine and jump on the Jeff kent is great bandwagon?

Perhaps. I need to get to know him a bit first. I can say his first impression is not nearly as good as Gary Hogeboom's. He seems a tad stuffy.

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08-24-2012 , 12:03 AM

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In a battle between Barry Bonds and himself to be most insufferable, he came out on top.

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08-24-2012 , 12:04 AM

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cstone

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I'd like to think I'd recognize Jeff Kent out there, but if he shaved his mustache and told me his name was Todd I'd probably buy it.

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08-26-2012 , 07:47 AM

#144

slanche

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Cast looks decent some potentially good characters for the show.

I only briefly went over the thread because I haven't made my personal pre-season power rankings, yet, so I didn't wanna get influenced too much.

Also, Penner still might be the best in-game commentator of this game.
Hopefully, he'll keep up his swagger at least in the confessionals.

Working on a few new gif avatars for this thread to keep you all up2date with the new season.

Still working on a way to combine The facts of Life with The Book Store scene from Seinfeld into a decent funny new avatar.

Any special requests, feel free to ask!

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08-26-2012 , 01:44 PM

#145

sirluckbox

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wtf not enough hot chicks, probably skipping this season

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08-26-2012 , 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sirluckbox

wtf not enough hot chicks, probably skipping this season

You could watch while keeping your browser trained on porn.

Hrm, on second thought, I'm guessing you've done that anyway.

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08-26-2012 , 05:26 PM

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4thstreetpete

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Originally Posted by master3004

Anybody else want to become a mortal enemy of mine and jump on the Jeff kent is great bandwagon?

I'd be rooting for Kent big time. I remembered fondly when he was traded for David Cone back in the day on our way to a championship, my heart was crushed but knew it had to be done.

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08-27-2012 , 04:36 PM

#148

antneye

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So when the Hell are they going to do "Survivor: The Winners" and bring back all the winners to compete. It seems like a no brainer to me.

Oh....can't wait for the Season. I've been on 2p2 forever and just found this sub-forum. Go figure. Better get used to me.