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06-20-2013 , 01:27 PM
Especially when you have one of the top pasta chefs of all time telling you its a surefire way to **** up your dish.

"Sorry Mrs. Bastianic, I'm pretty sure making lobster crackerjack for the last 5 years means I have way more knowledge about how to make an incredible stuffed pasta than you and your 50+ years of experience"
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06-20-2013 , 02:28 PM
When you get X far you are committed, it isnt necessarily possible to save themselves by that point. It is certainly true that the goal is to push the envelope without getting outside of it, but in her demo she gave a bunch of info about what goes in (basically any leftover meat) so find a nice combo and grind that **** in there and dont standout for doing anything crazy. Dont overthink Italian food, esp when serving an Italian, you will never be as good as their mother (or their mother's mother) but they will see anything out of the box as a personal insult.

The "strategy" at the end of ep 10 was brutally bad if you consider yourself a front runner, which Krissy is. Put up the chefs most likely to fight in the finale, jeez, this isnt hard.

Bime was ****ing awful, raw chicken jeez gtfo and gtfo twice if you think marginally winning the chicken vs the other team is enough to not make you a pos wannabe, but you save him cos he is going to self destruct in a future round and maybe that is the time you have done badly.
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06-21-2013 , 09:02 AM
Wow, Joe's rant on Howard was awesome, he got absolutely owned. Joe is a dick quite a bit throughout the show but he really gave it to Howard.

based off the previews for next week, it looks like fatty loud mouth could be in some trouble, nothing would make me happier than if she was sent home.
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06-21-2013 , 02:17 PM
I still think Susan looks scrumpscious
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06-22-2013 , 06:03 PM
There are so many likeable contestants this season, like Eddie, Jessie, Lynn, James and even Jordan, even though it's in a cocky, "straight shooter" kind of way. It's really a shame that Krissi is monopolizing the airtime. Hopefully they're just building her up as a villain to make the fall even more glorious for us viewers.

Others already went over this, but yeah, awesome plan arranging for the weakest chef to go home
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06-22-2013 , 07:55 PM
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I still think Susan looks scrumpscious
Realized I meant to post this in Hells Kitchen
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06-23-2013 , 12:13 PM
^^^^^ lol I mistakenly said Susan instead of Jessie earlier itt.
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06-27-2013 , 12:10 PM
I thought that was a pretty good one, except I didn't like the cop out with the blindfolds. Should have let that one play out.

Joe great as usual.

Krissi was ******ed with the catfish. How can you leave the skin on? She said she knew it was inedible but left it on anyways? WTF?

Bad choice on picking crabs to go against Krissi and the fish. If you are trying to get rid of Krissi then you should pick the easiest ingredient (chicken) instead of the 2nd hardest (crab).

I literally LOLed when Mohawk guy boxed up the macaroons.

Sorry to see Beth go. I was starting to like her.

Rooting for:
Jessie
Lynn
Luca
James
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06-27-2013 , 02:52 PM
Slamming the box closed on the macaroons was painful at first but then became a magnitude worse as you realise he would have easily won the cook off and been safe had he just put 10 in and had two on top as Lynn did as his were clearly superior.
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06-27-2013 , 08:25 PM
Big lol at Luca sticking around after presenting his "risotto"
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06-28-2013 , 12:40 AM
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Slamming the box closed on the macaroons was painful at first but then became a magnitude worse as you realise he would have easily won the cook off and been safe had he just put 10 in and had two on top as Lynn did as his were clearly superior.
I thought it was pretty funny that none of the judges knew how to pronounce "macaron", yet tried to come across as experts (it'd be kind of surprising if any of them had ever made a macaron). They also harped on the guy for putting a whole raspberry in his, implying that it's never done. While it's not common, I've seen it a couple of times. Not a good idea when you have to fit a dozen in the box, though.
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06-28-2013 , 01:15 AM
I hope fatty goes soon
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06-28-2013 , 01:48 AM
Am I the only one who thinks the big "shocker" elimination next year is gonna be the blonde chick that we never see? It will be a shock because everyone will go "Who is that? She was in the competition?!!"
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06-28-2013 , 09:01 AM
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Am I the only one who thinks the big "shocker" elimination next year is gonna be the blonde chick that we never see? It will be a shock because everyone will go "Who is that? She was in the competition?!!"
I have seen every episode this season and had no clue she was in the competition when they showed her the other night. She never gets any solo interviews, they never try her dishes..where the hell did she come from?
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06-28-2013 , 02:57 PM
Good episode loved that we finally got a head to head elimination challenge. Really brutal by Mohawk.

At least we got a couple of the fillers off the show. A cynical part of me thinks that Luca/fatty loud mouth around is that they make good TV. They need to keep some personalities around or it would be boring as hell to watch.

I have never lusted after a food dish as I have over that Soup of Graham Elliots. It looked amazing.

The big shock elimination could be your not in the final 10 your now in the final 3 sort of thing.
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06-30-2013 , 04:01 AM
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I have seen every episode this season and had no clue she was in the competition when they showed her the other night. She never gets any solo interviews, they never try her dishes..where the hell did she come from?
Yeah she's probably always in the middle of the pack, never shines out but never completely screws up either. And she probably is not as entertaining/charismatic as some other contestants. The fact that they tried to showcase here a bit with interviews in the last episode makes me think that she will either shine out in an episode soon or will be eliminated.
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07-10-2013 , 08:08 PM
Uh oh. Unknown contestant getting airtime. I doubt she makes it through the night.
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07-10-2013 , 09:32 PM
That surf vote was ****ing ******ed. Both the way they voted as well as the holding back of all the blue votes to make it seem like reds are winning.
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07-10-2013 , 10:28 PM
God why is the fat troll still here, stupid chicken pressure test that she will be good at
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07-11-2013 , 12:04 AM
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God why is the fat troll still here, stupid chicken pressure test that she will be good at
Meh, she's winning this thing 0/1,000,000 times but she's never been the worst. Pretty tilting tho.

Also they prob. realize she's good for tv because of how annoying she is.

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hah, just watching. cringe...Also the way all the "surfers" just came out of nowhere with boards, blah

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07-11-2013 , 01:28 AM
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Meh, she's winning this thing 0/1,000,000 times but she's never been the worst. Pretty tilting tho.

Also they prob. realize she's good for tv because of how annoying she is.



hah, just watching. cringe...Also the way all the "surfers" just came out of nowhere with boards, blah
I agree her bad weeks there is always someone worse, just hate the bitch, but you are right she never wins.
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07-11-2013 , 06:09 AM
Wait, there was a contestant named Savannah?

And holy **** is Krissi annoying, we get it you hate everyone, now please STFU and go home.

On a more positive note, Jessie is so dreamy.
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07-11-2013 , 06:21 AM
That Surfer challenge was ridiculous. Do they really think that a group of surfers are going to objectively choose there favorite tacos or vote for the more aesthetically pleasing team. A team comprising Miss Texan beauty queen and an NFL player is always going to win over a team of five Oompa Loompas. Especially when they are wearing tight tops and Lycra trousers.

However Brie is getting sexier and sexier. Glad Savannah is out will be good to see Fatty out next.
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07-11-2013 , 08:58 AM
So 4/10 of the "top home chefs in America" don't know how to tell if chicken is done??
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07-11-2013 , 09:23 AM
^^^ that was very embarrassing. it was probably the easiest pressure test/elimination challenge so far and all but 1 served their chicken raw. I just don't understand how bri is competing to be "master chef" and has NEVER cooked a piece of chicken..lol it just gets funnier every time I think about it

also, I am at the point where I cant deal with fatty loud mouth anymore, she needs to go.
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