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Wow. I didn't think she could get uglier.. but skinny she just looks like an ugly little crank head. The snooki is probably the most repulsive person on the planet, sharing the throne with Deena.. Either way, they're both 4ft something.. 4ft x chicks really need to stop acting like they're sex bombs and just realize their genetic inferiority n fk off to some dwarf-farm.

The two of them make me vomit. Why do I watch this show?

It's some sick addiction.

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01-21-2012 , 01:36 AM

#152

boobies4me

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Originally Posted by bbfg

Mind=blown

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01-21-2012 , 04:09 AM

#153

Extreme Ways

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All the girls on the show should get like negative dollars, they haven't brought anything to the show over many seasons.

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01-21-2012 , 09:10 AM

#154

Chrizza

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Mike, Pauly and Snooki are the only ones who deserve their paychecks.

LOL @ Sammi and J-Woww making the same as them.

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01-21-2012 , 01:16 PM

#155

Brocktoon

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Originally Posted by Grindation

was watching deal or no deal the other day and i saw someone who looks so much like vinny it's scary. vinny's lost twin brother?

Looks NOTHING like Vinny.

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01-22-2012 , 08:29 AM

#156

MegaFossil

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He looks half Edward Norton half Vinny.

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01-22-2012 , 09:57 AM

#157

Brocktoon

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Looks more like MCA from the Beastie Boys about 20 years ago.

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01-22-2012 , 09:59 AM

#158

MagicMurderBean

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He looks like his uncle touched his nono-spot when he was a kid.

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01-22-2012 , 04:11 PM

#159

LazyTops5

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Season 5 is shaping up to be very good. Pauly D killed it as usual in this ep. Lol'ed at his exchange with the cab service asking about the kids and stuff.

Also lol @ the unit

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01-23-2012 , 03:48 AM

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kingweed

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Originally Posted by Fear Itself

and "you can come to bed or i can call a cab", that's gold.

Sams reaction was quality as well, total shock at her choosing mike of Pauly.

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Originally Posted by LazyTops5

Season 5 is shaping up to be very good. Pauly D killed it as usual in this ep. Lol'ed at his exchange with the cab service asking about the kids and stuff.

Also lol @ the unit

Pauly is awesome, he comes out with brilliant banter.

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01-23-2012 , 12:31 PM

#161

moo buckets

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Originally Posted by surfinillini

LoL the unit...just when you thought they ran out of ideas. A- episode.
FWIW I'd bang the **** out of Ryder. She's the only decent looking friend of any of these turds.

you might enjoy http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ryder/209698719058599

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01-23-2012 , 02:30 PM

#162

Chrizza

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I would bang Ryder with two condoms.

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01-26-2012 , 11:32 PM

#163

EddyB66

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What's the deal with the shop owner Danny? Does he have to give up a percentage of what he makes from the store, or do you think he let's them live rent free in exchange for the publicity?

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01-27-2012 , 01:20 AM

#164

moo buckets

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It doesn't matter anymore.

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01-27-2012 , 09:00 AM

#165

MagicMurderBean

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Hahah oh god. no comment necessary I suppose.

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01-27-2012 , 11:53 AM

#166

FU_Luck

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Anyone know when this is starting on MTV UK>?

ive searched online cant find a date

thanks

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01-27-2012 , 12:10 PM

#167

Chrizza

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''It's hard to surprise me, I'm pretty paranoid''

HAHA, so good.

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01-27-2012 , 08:30 PM

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stevemckenna

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Genetic fail is super strong within this family. Kinda makes you appreciate how less ugly Deena is in comparison.

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01-28-2012 , 02:27 AM

#169

rizeagainst

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Originally Posted by stevemckenna

Genetic fail is super strong within this family. Kinda makes you appreciate how less ugly Deena is in comparison.

talk about grenades

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01-28-2012 , 08:21 AM

#170

Lana_Lang

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We need to steal some posters from the walking dead thread to get this one going again, im not even watching the show anymore but i always look this thread up once a week for guaranteed laugh but sadly im disapoint

Plz one time

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01-28-2012 , 12:08 PM

#171

(._X)0---(^_^)

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paulie starting to bang grenades

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01-28-2012 , 12:53 PM

#172

FU_Luck

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Originally Posted by FU_Luck

Anyone know when this is starting on MTV UK>?

ive searched online cant find a date

thanks

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01-28-2012 , 01:11 PM

#173

Yeti

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Originally Posted by EdBratz66

What's the deal with the shop owner Danny? Does he have to give up a percentage of what he makes from the store, or do you think he let's them live rent free in exchange for the publicity?

lol.

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01-28-2012 , 01:12 PM

#174

Yeti

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'let go, let god' was pretty hilarious btw, especially ron's reaction. on the whole though this episode was absolutely atrocious. everything to do with the t-shirt store is truly insulting to the viewer's intelligence.