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01-09-2012 , 09:15 AM
I think the most blatantly scripted/producer influenced bit was when Jenni walked up to Mike in the party and goes "So, Mike... What really happened with Snooki that day?"

Deena is gross and a total loser
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01-09-2012 , 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by forthwrite
JWow's dad looks like a weird unit. Could probably find him on a sex offenders list somewhere.
I'm sure this is just your attempt at comedy and you don't actually mean that. The guy just looks a little shy and uncomfortable around huge groups of douchebags. I too would behave exactly how he did if I were in his position.
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01-09-2012 , 11:12 AM
Expecting good things from this season, hopefully we get more Unit/Ryder/vintage Sitch and less Ronnie/Sammi BS.
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01-09-2012 , 12:32 PM
I read someone on another board who said Deena looks like a burn victim and I laughed really hard. And then I cried of guilt.
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01-09-2012 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by moo buckets
I'm sure this is just your attempt at comedy and you don't actually mean that. The guy just looks a little shy and uncomfortable around huge groups of douchebags. I too would behave exactly how he did if I were in his position.
He probably doesn't like the fact that his daughter is now on tv basically being a big breasted piece of eye candy for all of America to spank it to.
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01-09-2012 , 03:37 PM
Deena has her place, though. She's like Meg Griffin in this family. I laughed pretty good when she said to vinny 'do you want to do sex' and he's like "pffft no!" and she's like "no not with me!"

so humiliating. poor girl.
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01-09-2012 , 09:55 PM
Wow, horrible showings by Deena and Vinny. Deena sitting at the foot of the bed with Pauly/Ryder basically crying was so awkward. And Vinny is a complete bitch. WTF is going on?
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01-09-2012 , 10:04 PM
I feel like the Vinny bashing is a bit out of control. I'd blame a lot of his emoness on jetlag. Also, he's a young guy, and when JS started, he seemed like the most normal of them all, down to earth, family-oriented guy. Quickly his whole life changed into something totally different. Obviously it's great to make a lot of money and bang hot chicks, but for someone like him, I can see it feeling a bit too shallow at times, when he's feeling down. Typical really, when you feel bad about something, you dwell in it, and start to see the negatives in everything.
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01-09-2012 , 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jabonator
I feel like the Vinny bashing is a bit out of control. I'd blame a lot of his emoness on jetlag. Also, he's a young guy, and when JS started, he seemed like the most normal of them all, down to earth, family-oriented guy. Quickly his whole life changed into something totally different. Obviously it's great to make a lot of money and bang hot chicks, but for someone like him, I can see it feeling a bit too shallow at times, when he's feeling down. Typical really, when you feel bad about something, you dwell in it, and start to see the negatives in everything.
Hey Vin.
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01-09-2012 , 11:27 PM
the vinny stuff is pretty expected given the fact that he still lives at home with his parents and never actually became independent. this doesnt mean however that it's not lame and boring tv
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01-10-2012 , 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by boobies4me
the vinny stuff is pretty expected given the fact that he still lives at home with his parents and never actually became independent. this doesnt mean however that it's not lame and boring tv
Still better than Ron and Sam nonsense tho...
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01-10-2012 , 02:01 AM
Almost a full page and no official power rankings yet?

1. Pauly
2. Unit
3. Ryder
4. Situation
5. Ronnie
6. Uncle Nino
7. Snookie
8. Vinny
9. Deena
10. Sammi
11. JWoww (because I forgot about her and had to edit her in. That's how memorable she is)

Unit actually helps bring Sitch up a couple spots
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01-10-2012 , 04:27 AM
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_h72j2jqa

fawk i was hoping it really wasnt scripted and they were just terrible people :\ Sadly this 80 iq kid couldnt keep his mouth shut.. feel like ive been told the truth about santa twice now
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01-10-2012 , 05:11 AM
Vinnie **** was pretty painful to watch, he obviously wants off the show (for whatever reason, be it $ disputes or whatever) and they needed to find a way to write him off the show...

The Unit was painfully bad to watch IMO.
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01-10-2012 , 10:08 AM
If you think Unit was bad for this show, you're doing it wrong.
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01-10-2012 , 10:20 AM
Unit totally kills the small part inside of me that thinks 'maybe this is real and not scripted'

dude is so fake and can't act.

I hope he goes to jail so he can't be a part of future shows
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01-10-2012 , 12:52 PM
Unit's valuable because it gives you insight into the type of people Mike surrounds himself with IRL - also while kind of giving you the "wtf, that guy has friends?" reaction. Basically I can see him only surrounding himself with people that will inflate his ego. Dude's a walking psych patient waiting to happen.

I felt really bad for Mike in season 4. It finally became obvious to him that no one likes him, and since none of them can hook up with girls outside of the Shore, you could see that getting to him as well. There's a shot in one of the last episodes of him lying on the couch in the club, staring apathetically at people dancing that really struck me as to what a loser this guy must feel like. I hope season 5 treats him well, this show really would go nowhere without him.
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01-10-2012 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by (._X)0---(^_^)
http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_h72j2jqa

fawk i was hoping it really wasnt scripted and they were just terrible people :\ Sadly this 80 iq kid couldnt keep his mouth shut.. feel like ive been told the truth about santa twice now
i urge anyone not to waste 2 minutes of their life by clicking this link.

also i'd probably pay $1000 to be able to punch everyone in the TMZ office square in the face, especially that middle aged guy who i presume is the editor.
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01-10-2012 , 04:56 PM
Apparantly Snooki weighs 98 pounds now. What
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01-10-2012 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
i urge anyone not to waste 2 minutes of their life by clicking this link.

also i'd probably pay $1000 to be able to punch everyone in the TMZ office square in the face, especially that middle aged guy who i presume is the editor.
you hate jews or something?

tmz is jewish to the max
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01-11-2012 , 06:40 AM
Why do I live in a world where TMZ does well?

Smug ******s.
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01-11-2012 , 01:38 PM
Because people love gossip... **** we on 2p2 have a whole forum devoted to it
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01-12-2012 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by LondonBroil
Almost a full page and no official power rankings yet?

1. Pauly
2. Unit
3. Ryder
4. Situation
5. Ronnie
6. Uncle Nino
7. Snookie
8. Vinny
9. Deena
10. Sammi
11. JWoww (because I forgot about her and had to edit her in. That's how memorable she is)

Unit actually helps bring Sitch up a couple spots
Unit too low imo, he needs to be #1.
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01-12-2012 , 11:56 PM
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01-13-2012 , 12:16 AM
I don't know what's worse Sam and Ronnie drama or anxious Vinnie. BORING
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