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01-06-2012 , 07:25 PM
THE UNIT! this guy is awesome. him replacing vinnie would be great, mike needs a side kick. also snooki is very skinny now not in the actual season but when they did those clips before commercials.
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01-06-2012 , 07:58 PM
UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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01-07-2012 , 12:07 AM
OK, I haven't read any replies yet and am at the part of the first episode where unit is egging snooki on, this looks like a VERY promising season so far. Please, one time!
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01-07-2012 , 01:34 AM
Episode 1 comes in strong, looks quite promising so far.

- JWOW potentially breaking off with Roger and actually being part of the show again

- Back at the shore

- Situation with a sidekick/wingman is very promising because it may boost his confidence so he can go from being the lame weirdo he turned into to being more sure of himself and thus more natural/funny/entertaining. Situation/Pauly D was a more entertaining show than PaulyD and vinny.

- Gionni coming to the realization that he looks like a huge tool will be entertaining


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Originally Posted by WWolf
Deena tries to block. Dead silence til she leaves.
That was amusingly awkward.

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Originally Posted by The Rat
Solid move by MTV bringing in a fresh guido with delusional swagger. Well played. Needs to just deliver though.
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01-07-2012 , 04:59 AM
didn't watch the first episode, don't plan to watch rest of season

Last edited by Doorbread; 01-07-2012 at 05:00 AM. Reason: lets see how long i hold out
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01-07-2012 , 05:39 AM
I find that clip of the Unit amazing. I mean the guy was on JS for one episode where he argues with Snooki for ~30% of the time & has all the dirt... But this guy is already hanging out in L.A. night clubs, dating pornstars, and being attacked by paparazzi after one episode!
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01-07-2012 , 02:22 PM
goood ep i guess, seemed staged though(more than usual)
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01-07-2012 , 03:09 PM
I'm starting to warm up to the Unit.

Never thought I'd be saying that in my life.
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01-07-2012 , 03:32 PM
pretty great episode!

jesus christ vinnie though. 'i havent seen my family in such a long time, i'm so depressed'. what, 2 months? ****ing ******!
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01-07-2012 , 03:42 PM
Gonna watch this episode solely because of that "Unit" clip
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01-07-2012 , 06:44 PM
LoL the unit...just when you thought they ran out of ideas. A- episode.
FWIW I'd bang the **** out of Ryder. She's the only decent looking friend of any of these turds.
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01-07-2012 , 07:29 PM


I will never forgive Pauly for letting her go.
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01-08-2012 , 02:27 AM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...ssion-indicted

"Jersey Shore Star 'the Unit' Indicted for Felony Drug Possession"
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Manfre was arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on July 24, 2011 for possession of a controlled “powdery substance” which turned out to be Ketamine, a medically prescribed drug that is legally used as a horse tranquilizer. The illegal use of "Special K" can cause "dream-like states and hallucinations."
lol epic. In b4 this guy goes into a k-hole in the middle of one of these episodes.
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01-08-2012 , 09:24 AM
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Amia Moretti??????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????/

Last edited by Doorbread; 01-08-2012 at 09:25 AM. Reason: SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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01-08-2012 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylan
The Unit and Ryder should be permanent cast members.
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Originally Posted by (._X)0---(^_^)
ryder got new boobies
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Originally Posted by surfinillini
FWIW I'd bang the **** out of Ryder. She's the only decent looking friend of any of these turds.
This + WTF Vinnie?! Pathetic.
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01-08-2012 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ktcbs21
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...ssion-indicted

"Jersey Shore Star 'the Unit' Indicted for Felony Drug Possession"


lol epic. In b4 this guy goes into a k-hole in the middle of one of these episodes.
I guess that tells us what drug Sitch was on the other season
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01-08-2012 , 05:13 PM
Also Sitch plus Unit are prob doing massive amounts of HGH and amphetamines. Not on roids but def some other peds.
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01-08-2012 , 07:06 PM
Why can't they be on roids? People seem to think that taking roids will make you a monster
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01-08-2012 , 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by surfinillini
Also Sitch plus Unit are prob doing massive amounts of HGH and amphetamines. Not on roids but def some other peds.
LOL wat? Why do you think this?
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01-08-2012 , 08:50 PM
i can't stop thinking about the unit (lol), and am really really looking forward to the next episode. i have not felt this way since season 1.
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01-08-2012 , 09:16 PM
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LOL wat? Why do you think this?
I've had friends on roids. It makes you retain water and abs won't pop like situation's. They'll look kinda bloated. Also neither have body acne or seem overly volatile. Ronnie on the other hand has prob done mult cycles. He has major major acne on his back/shoulders and is super volatile emotionally (crying, fighting, breaking Sammi's ****, fits of rage, etc...)

Not gos just sayin.
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01-08-2012 , 10:27 PM
Haven't really been watching JS since season 3, but that was an amazing episode.
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01-09-2012 , 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by surfinillini
I've had friends on roids. It makes you retain water and abs won't pop like situation's. They'll look kinda bloated. Also neither have body acne or seem overly volatile. Ronnie on the other hand has prob done mult cycles. He has major major acne on his back/shoulders and is super volatile emotionally (crying, fighting, breaking Sammi's ****, fits of rage, etc...)

Not gos just sayin.
I'm not expert on roids but I believe winstrol is what the juicers use for cutting? It's a steroid, no? (don't feel like googling obv)
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01-09-2012 , 03:24 AM
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i can't stop thinking about the unit (lol), and am really really looking forward to the next episode. i have not felt this way since season 1.
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01-09-2012 , 08:11 AM
was that vinny **** scripted? seriously, just awful as awful can be. wow
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