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01-06-2012 , 02:40 AM
Whether you're the first man in or the last man in...Ryder.
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01-06-2012 , 03:38 AM
The Unit needs his own show, Gianni is a mark, lol Deena, I'm so glad THE SHORE is back.
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01-06-2012 , 03:54 AM
Episode was so staged but THE UNIT!
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01-06-2012 , 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dylan
The Unit and Ryder should be permanent cast members.
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01-06-2012 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by wetleg
Snooki said last night on Jay Leno that one of Mike's buddies, "The Unit", will be around a lot this season. She said she can't stand him.
If this is true (and based on today's episode), I bet MTV would try to build a new cast around him. Vinny leaves and the boss is looking for "new help" so I'm guessing they try to wedge him in for the last part of the season.

Not that I am for or against any of this, but MTV will have some options if the Unit becomes popular.
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01-06-2012 , 05:05 AM
LOL at Mike's gay rumors being confirmed (well, at least insinuated and poked fun by the producers of the show).
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01-06-2012 , 05:11 AM
For those of you wondering, it was a good show. Much better than season 4 s far so I will continue to watch
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01-06-2012 , 05:14 AM
- lol Unit, he makes Situation look classy
- lol Deena trying to cockblock and just being awkward as ****

Vinnie being emo is lame as ****.
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01-06-2012 , 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
- lol Unit, he makes Situation look classy
- lol Deena trying to cockblock and just being awkward as ****

Vinnie being emo is lame as ****.
This.. especially the Vinnie thing. What a joke his family live like 2 hours away and he's making a ****load of money. Maybe getting drunk and banging ugly chicks everyday is getting old for him though.
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01-06-2012 , 07:06 AM
deena is like a 4 or something. i guess its ok to show real women on a show but she makes snooki look hot.

ryder is the situation's sister?...an odd house dynamic i would think.

bye vinni, deena, sam or ronni...hello unit, ryder, gianni(he knows hes getting played and could care less cause he knows snooki's nothing but a ticket to him), and a j-wow type unattached and this shows back strong.

also, whose more odd..jwows dad or ronnis dad?
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01-06-2012 , 07:22 AM
Ryder is not Situation's sister. She's Snooki's friend.

JWow's dad looks like a weird unit. Could probably find him on a sex offenders list somewhere.

I hope they gut the entire cast at the end of the season and just start fresh with completely new people. I think this season will still be entertaining, though.
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01-06-2012 , 11:29 AM


Ronnie's dad is a LEGEND.

A lot of Ryder (skankiest girl alive) and Unit will do this show good, at this point Situation is the only cast member who has been consistently entertaining and the only one who hasn't changed since the first season. Well, Ronnie and Sammi probably havn't changed too, unfortunately.
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01-06-2012 , 12:29 PM
ryder got new boobies
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01-06-2012 , 01:42 PM
I forgot to remove JS from my DVR recordings last season, it recorded. I watched 15 minutes before bed and I may have to tune in. DAMN YOU JS!! Why can't I quit you??
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01-06-2012 , 02:29 PM
You got your metrocard? lol

Oh and Vinnie with a blowout was funny too.
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01-06-2012 , 02:39 PM
I just can't get over how the unit is an amazing nickname
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01-06-2012 , 02:55 PM
UNIT ftw
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01-06-2012 , 03:24 PM
besides the vinny crap I thought this episode was solid
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01-06-2012 , 04:32 PM
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01-06-2012 , 04:35 PM
In before someone says his girlfriend looks familiar.
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01-06-2012 , 04:37 PM
lol the unit/mike drama is shaping up to be brilliant.
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01-06-2012 , 04:46 PM
I hate Snooki as much as the next guy but The Unit seriously is the biggest idiot this show has ever seen. The whole JS cast walks on the fine line between being about as superficial and douchy as can be but remaining interesting because you want to understand how they tick etc, The Unit totally fails at that. With his smug smiles, idiotic accent and ****... **** that guy. Couldn't care less. He better create a lot of drama.

Also a bit surprised how no one mentioned to Vinny that he has a typical case of jetlag depression and should just chill the **** out for a day. Guess it was staged.
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01-06-2012 , 07:01 PM
They're all idiots. It's low-brow pop culture that doesn't demand anything other than you tuning in for the lulz. The Unit has obviously been brought in to freshen it up just like Deena did when Angelina left. Of course the Snooki/Mike/Unit/Jionni **** is staged, but i'd argue it's way more entertaining than another season of Raawwwnn and Sam BS, or watching Snooki and Deena get ****ed up before breakfast.
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01-06-2012 , 07:04 PM
I am pretty confident that the Situation has fooled around with guys before. No doubt in my mind.
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01-06-2012 , 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chrizza
In before someone says his girlfriend looks familiar.
its right there in the first youtube comment. sadly i recognized her too.
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she looked better pre-boobjob imo
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