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The hit reality show will return for a fifth season on Thursday, January 5 at 10 p.m. EST and will follow the raucous roommates as they return from Florence, Italy, and bunk up in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

Per usual, there will be no shortage of drama for series stars Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, 23, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, 29, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, 25, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, 31, Deena Nicole Cortese, 24, Vinny Guadagnino, 23, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, 23, and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, 25.

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01-02-2012 , 03:47 AM

stevemckenna

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 421

I do not see this season to get any better than season 4 and 4 was absolute garbage. I will probably watch the premiere and that's about it.

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01-02-2012 , 03:52 AM

Cleary89

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,364

I'll watch, but I wish I wouldn't.

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01-02-2012 , 04:56 PM

green_baize

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 309

I'm gonna complain about how **** it is, but continue to watch, because that's just how i roll.

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01-02-2012 , 07:15 PM

pageh656

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,988

I GOT HOPE

i think this will be better than italy for sure, possibly even cross the border into enjoyable

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01-02-2012 , 09:30 PM

BlitzPlayer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,532

IN PAULY D WE TRUST

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01-02-2012 , 09:36 PM

thakidd99

adept

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 826

Pauly D is 31 lol

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01-03-2012 , 11:30 AM

Chrizza

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

Hopefully it's 100% scripted this season and they'll do it right.

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01-03-2012 , 03:44 PM

Jabonator

nice piano there

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 13,289

Less RAWN! more Pauly D.

Spoiler:

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01-03-2012 , 07:04 PM

#10

4 High

Searching For Jenna Fischer

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 11,734

Good lord Season 4 was boring, but I'll still watch.

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01-03-2012 , 07:44 PM

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LazyTops5

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,935

Based on the previews I have hope for this season and am expecting some good episodes. I think it will easily be better than season 3 and 4(yes not hard to do I know)

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01-03-2012 , 10:28 PM

#12

forthwrite

self-banned

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,358

I skipped the 2nd half of S4 and have no plans to watch it but will watch the beginning of S5. PLEASE DON'T SUCK.

More excited for S2 of Geordie Shore at the end of this month, though!

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01-04-2012 , 04:05 AM

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TheCroShow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,605

i will be reading along with the thread and lol'ing at the "**** this show" messages, just like i do for the walking dead.

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01-05-2012 , 02:11 AM

#14

Jedi Speed Racer

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,550

how dare thy

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01-05-2012 , 04:02 AM

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wetleg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,633

Snooki said last night on Jay Leno that one of Mike's buddies, "The Unit", will be around a lot this season. She said she can't stand him.

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01-05-2012 , 09:31 AM

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Chrizza

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,778

That's good news, The Unit is my favorite character from last season.

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01-05-2012 , 01:57 PM

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LazyTops5

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,935

lol'ed

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01-05-2012 , 05:11 PM

#18

ktcbs21

banned

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,057

lol wp.

I'm guessing the first episode is a mike and snooki blow-up so I might shoot my dome off before the episode is over. Hopefully they show more MVP this season

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01-06-2012 , 12:02 AM

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LondonBroil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,937

[x] Subscribed

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01-06-2012 , 12:17 AM

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Dylan

346 days til Christmas

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,607

The Unit and Ryder should be permanent cast members.

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01-06-2012 , 12:32 AM

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Conz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,919

Unit, lol

if you need anymore reassurance this show is fake. What did Jonni take a half hour dump? He was gone for that whole "situation" and came back right when it was over?