It's pretty humorous that in the span of a week...

--Sammie beings flirting with Mike
--Ronnie and Mike begin jostling for Sammie
--Ronnie wins
--Ronnie and Sammie are more in love with each other than anybody they've ever met
--Sammie meets Ronnie's parents

The rate of acceleration in this relationship is astounding. At this rate, Ronnie will propose in episode 6, they'll be married by episode 7, moved into a house in the suburbs by episode 8, pregnant by episode 9, and have the kid in episode 10. Thats one magical summer!

He said on one of the earlier episodes that he is the assistant manager of a gym. When I saw him on Jay Leno, he said that he was assistant manager of a fitness facility. I guess "gym" sounds too lame lol.

And divorced by episode 12.

Well they gotta save something for season 2...

Guidos seem to get whipped harder than anybody. The macho facade comes straight off.

Jwoww's boyfriend: ''If I was to find out you were in any way unfaithful to me, it would be the end of us.''

Jwoww: ''I was drunk and did something really stupid. I am so sorry.''

Jwoww's boyfriend *sends blue roses*

Ronnie, the steroid brawler, is in madly love with a selfish bitch, and introduces her to her family.

These guys need to take a step back and observe both the situation and The Situation.

I believe The Situation is a personal trainer. Why do you think he's older than 28? Are you trying to hate on The Situation?

-Al

All - I think Jwoww has moved up the ranks to become my favorite cast member on Jersey Shore.

-Al

She gets gangsta points for touching foreign guido penis and getting "rare" flowers sent to her. Also, it definitely moved when she threw her drink on that chick.

My biggest question is why are these Douche Bags referring to other ppl as Douche Bags?

Are they that stupid that they don't realize that when ppl refer to Douche bags it is ppl like them that they are referring to?

I feel that an absolute lack of self-awareness is the hallmark of a douche bag therefore douche bags using the term douche bags in reference to possible non-douche bags when they are in fact themselves douche bags is consistent with the douche bag behavior of a douche bag.

the situation deserves an emmy

can someone please explain the retarded hand-over-face whenever anyone makes out? what exatcly are they trying to cover up, " oh we werent really kissing" etc......

The Range Rover isn't necessarily a symbol of success. A lot of guidos spend all their money on their car and still live with their parents.

I was wondering that too. It might be because the spotlight from the camera is annoying.

That's a solid point, hadn't thought of that. Maybe it's that in conjunction with (what I always thought it was) - an instinctive act of not wanting to be caught on camera "hooking up".

-Al