Okay, what the he'll did the French chick have in her hands while she was being plowed from behind by Archer? It was pink and blurred out! I rewound and watched it a few times and still couldn't tell, dammit.
The beauty of the Pele of anal quote is the setup.
Archer: I bet he (Cyril) isn't coming back!
Lana: Damn right....
Archer (interrupting):...I mean, because she's like the Pele of anal!
Going from her thinking "I bet you're dumping him, right?" to "omg he's saying that after that Cyril wouldn't *want* to come back to me!" is just freaking incredible. Then the "your back door wasn't ever open" and "revenge anal" follow-ups. BIMO.