For all those 15th level thinking lines you took, and "why did I ever think this would work?" hands. As the fate of the overtly tricky thinker is either glory or humiliation, the fancy play syndrome thread is a place where you will be revered for your creativity and flamed no end for your stupidity.

FIRST

gonna be epic, this.

I have a good hand from yesterday. Two actually. Why the fcuk did I not fold the flop? I´ll post them when I get home. I´m such a bad player.

BTW I´m slightly disappointed that you did not poast the first HH

JROSEALM inspired me and i'm at work(college) atm and haven't got anything with me. Didn't have the patience to wait to get home.. I've got heaps of stuff to contribute, not too worried about being first.
poast rhymes with toast.

Probably posted some of these hands before but whatever.
$2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN kurakasa ($766.05)
BB Hero ($798.25)

Pre-flop: ($6, 2 players) Hero is BB J T J Q
kurakasa raises to $12, Hero raises to $36, kurakasa calls $24

Flop: 8 A K ($72, 2 players)
Hero checks, kurakasa checks

Turn: 4 ($72, 2 players)
Hero bets $48.85, kurakasa raises to $180, Hero calls $131.15

River: 2 ($432, 2 players)
Hero checks, kurakasa bets $432, Hero calls $432

Final Pot: $1,296
Hero shows: J T J Q
kurakasa shows: 5 8 3 3

kurakasa wins $1,295.50 ( won +$647.50 )
Hero lost -$648
$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($1288.30)
BB cane3418 ($425.50)

Pre-flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BTN 8 K 9 8
Hero raises to $6, cane3418 raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Flop: A Q K ($36, 2 players)
cane3418 checks, Hero checks

Turn: Q ($36, 2 players)
cane3418 bets $24, Hero calls $24

River: J ($84, 2 players)
cane3418 bets $66, Hero raises to $226, cane3418 calls $160

Final Pot: $536
Hero shows: 8 K 9 8
cane3418 shows: 8 K 9 K

cane3418 wins $535.50 ( won +$267.50 )
Hero lost -$268

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Ashley 926 ($516.75)
BB Hero ($468.25)

Pre-flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BB 8 J T 3
Ashley 926 raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: J 8 7 ($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, Ashley 926 bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: 2 ($28, 2 players)
Hero checks, Ashley 926 checks

River: 7 ($28, 2 players)
Hero bets $20, Ashley 926 raises to $76, Hero raises to $216, Ashley 926 folds

Final Pot: $320
Hero shows: 8 J T 3

Hero wins $319.50 ( won +$89.50 )
Ashley 926 lost -$90

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN NeverScaredB ($366.55)
BB Hero ($374.45)

Pre-flop: ($3, 2 players) Hero is BB J 8 A 8
NeverScaredB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: K 3 5 ($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, NeverScaredB checks

Turn: 4 ($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, NeverScaredB bets $8, Hero raises to $30, NeverScaredB calls $22

River: T ($72, 2 players)
Hero bets $52.50, NeverScaredB raises to $229.50, Hero raises to $338.45, NeverScaredB folds

Final Pot: $639.95

Hero wins $639.45 ( won +$265.00 )
NeverScaredB lost -$265.50

hahaha ... it has begun, hand 1 is siiiiick!!!

Party Poker $50.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $42.70
CO: $50.00
BTN: $106.95
SB: $32.65
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $90.45

CO posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is BB with A K 9 K
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, CO checks, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2.50, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.00) Q 8 2 (3 players)
Hero bets $5.00, MP folds, CO calls $5

Turn: ($18.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $8.00, Hero calls $8

River: ($34.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $14.00, Hero calls $14

Final Pot: $62.00
Hero wins $59.00
(Rake: $3.00)

His turnbet gave it away IMO.

$0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($96.00)
UTG+1 ($67.60)
Hero (CO) ($66.05)
BTN ($87.20)
SB ($49.50)
BB ($29.20)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is CO J Q T A
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

Flop: 3 2 K ($7, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5, SB calls $5, BB folds

Turn: Q ($22, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20.50, BTN calls $20.50, SB folds

River: 2 ($63, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $33, Hero calls $33

Final Pot: $129
Hero shows: J Q T A
BTN shows: K J 5 T

BTN wins $126 ( won +$65.75 )
SB lost -$6.75
BB lost -$1.75
Hero lost -$60.25


$0.5/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($162.55)
Hero (UTG+1) ($117.95)
CO ($6.50)
BTN ($76.65)
SB ($121.05)
BB ($100.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 8 J K T
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: 4 4 6 ($10.50, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $7, UTG raises to $14, Hero raises to $31, UTG raises to $48, Hero folds

Final Pot: $72.50

UTG wins $86.50 ( won +$34 )
Hero lost -$35.50

Results?

what does FPS stand for??

fancy krantz syndrom

It is better to ask questions after reading carefully the OP, makes you look less dumb.

also oops.
for some reason i started to read at a stupid post starting with "FIRST..." :P

YESSSSSSSSSSSS A++++++

Gavz is gonna overload the system getting hh's for this thread

I was just thinking... why would I spend all that time looking for ways to embarrass myself on the internet?!

Then I thought - oh just wait until you get a bit more bored then start the hunt.

Oh i thought i checked "show results". He had AQ53ds

i massively approve of this thread

Hand #1 - BOTTOM TWO IS DA NUTZ
iPoker $50.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $98.28
Hero (SB): $51.82
BB: $23.25
UTG: $114.51
MP: $95.44
CO: $14.34

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 5 A 6 3
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.75, Hero calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.25) 3 J 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $4.00, Hero raises to $17.25, BB folds, BTN raises to $57, Hero calls $32.82 all in

Turn: ($105.39) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($105.39) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Villain shows Q J J 9

Hand #2 THEY SHOWED WEAKNESS
iPoker $50.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BB: $25.87
UTG: $70.45
MP: $45.30
Hero (CO): $50.64
BTN: $88.75
SB: $61.54

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 7 8 8 K
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($7.25) Q T 5 (4 players)
BB checks, MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $3.62, BB folds, MP calls $3.62, Hero raises to $20, BTN calls $16.38, MP folds

Turn: ($50.87) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($50.87) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $28.89, BTN calls $28.89

BTN shows K J J 8

Here´s a picture of me:

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $107.15
Hero (BB): $135.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with T 3 6 5
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, BTN/SB calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) A 2 T (2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN/SB raises to $20, Hero calls $13

Turn: ($49.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $35, Hero raises to $110.65 all in, BTN/SB calls $47.65 all in

River: ($214.30) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $214.30
BTN/SB shows K Q 7 T (a flush, Ace high - King higher)
Hero shows T 3 6 5 (a flush, Ace high)
BTN/SB wins $213.80
(Rake: $0.50)

i put him on complete air

then why not just flat turn?

i dont know, i was on tilt.

Right before I bet, i dragged the bet slider all the way to the end, said out loud to myself, "wtf am I doing?", click pot, then i get a tank fold ...

The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: $666.95
CO: $180.70
BTN: $711.45
Hero (SB): $912.00
BB: $831.90
UTG: $1174.75

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is SB with 3 2 7 9
1 fold, CO calls $6, BTN calls $6, Hero raises to $33, BB raises to $117, 3 folds, Hero calls $84

Flop: ($252.00) K Q 3 (2 players)
BB bets $180.00, Hero calls $180

Turn: ($612.00) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $612.00, BB folds


and one from a while back ...

€2/€4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
Prima
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (€320.00)
CO (€349.60)
BTN (€678.30)
SB (€495.49)
Hero (BB) (€642.10)

Pre-flop: (€6, 5 players) Hero is BB A 7 6 4
2 folds, BTN raises to €14, 1 fold, Hero raises to €44, BTN calls €30

Flop: K T 5 (€90, 2 players)
Hero bets €52, BTN calls €52

Turn: T (€194, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: 6 (€194, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets €152, Hero goes all-in €546.10, BTN calls €394.10

Final Pot: €1,286.20
Hero shows: A 7 6 4
BTN shows: 4 Q J K

Hero wins €1,283.20 ( won +€641.10 )
BTN lost -€642.10

ive done that before on river, thinking a guy was milking me for a little more with a better but non nut flush and put in another raise.

digging it up might be tough, HEM has no filter for stupid
guess what, he did have non-nut but better flush lol

Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): $312.75
BB: $504.25
UTG: $200.00
MP: $225.40
CO: $435.65
BTN: $200.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is SB with 9 8 T 7
1 fold, MP raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero raises to $23, BB calls $21, MP raises to $92, Hero raises to $299, BB raises to $504.25 all in, MP calls $133.40 all in, Hero calls $13.75 all in

Flop: ($850.90) J A Q (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: ($850.90) 4 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($850.90) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $850.90
Hero shows 9 8 T 7 (high card Ace)
BB shows Q 8 J 9 (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
MP shows A A 3 J (three of a kind, Aces)
BB wins $174.70
MP wins $673.20
(Rake: $3.00)