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Originally Posted by Tokyo!!
Has any met player in recent memory come back from an injury in the time he was supposed to? Ridiculous
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What really happened in the doctors office.....
Wright "I feel great, I'm ready to go. Clear me doc."
Alderson "Well, he says he feels good. Just sign the papers doc and we'll be on our way.....(ring, ring)....oh, I have to take this call doc....excuse me, I'll be right back"
(Alderson leaves, door closes, Wright peeks to make sure he's gone)
Wright "Psst...doc....I can't do it. I can't go back and play for that team. They're terrible. Please! Anything, just don't make me go back. Money? You want money? I'll pay you! Ike told me he gave you $10G to put him that boot and say 3 more weeks. PLEASE don't make me do it doc, PLEASE!!!"
(Wright stuffs wad of money in doctor's pocket)
(Alderson returns)
Doctor "So...we're gonna have to shut him down for at least another 3 weeks."
Alderson "WTF???"