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Originally Posted by Dyenimator
verlander and upton
what a ****ing stud
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i think he solidified himself in the echelon/summit that would include sexual prowess by such greats as Jeter (Mariah Carey, Biel, Minka Kelly, dates being given a goodie bag full of memorobilia in the cab ride home), Magic "AIDS" Johnson, every NFL player, et al
Top alphas in american sports:
Jeter
Verlander (til they breakup and rumors resurface that he's gay)
Tebow (it doesn't matter that he doesn't ****. every girl on the planet wants to **** him. drops to lowest tier of manhood if he's still an unmarried virgin in the next 2 years.)
Megatron (prob has biggest dick in sports)
Cam (prob has second biggest)
Brees (best leader)
Kobe (cum's on every girls face he can)
Roethlisberger (takes what's his)
honorable mention: harper, kidd-gilchrist, trout, lidstrom, mario ballotelli (for being #1 in the world), ken griffey junior, larry eustasche, john amiche