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Old 07-10-2012, 01:57 PM   #43651
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Old 07-10-2012, 11:29 PM   #43652
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verlander and upton

what a ****ing stud
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Old 07-11-2012, 06:28 AM   #43653
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verlander and upton

what a ****ing stud
i think he solidified himself in the echelon/summit that would include sexual prowess by such greats as Jeter (Mariah Carey, Biel, Minka Kelly, dates being given a goodie bag full of memorobilia in the cab ride home), Magic "AIDS" Johnson, every NFL player, et al

Top alphas in american sports:

Jeter
Verlander (til they breakup and rumors resurface that he's gay)
Tebow (it doesn't matter that he doesn't ****. every girl on the planet wants to **** him. drops to lowest tier of manhood if he's still an unmarried virgin in the next 2 years.)
Megatron (prob has biggest dick in sports)
Cam (prob has second biggest)
Brees (best leader)
Kobe (cum's on every girls face he can)
Roethlisberger (takes what's his)

honorable mention: harper, kidd-gilchrist, trout, lidstrom, mario ballotelli (for being #1 in the world), ken griffey junior, larry eustasche, john amiche
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:07 AM   #43654
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Re: DETROIT TIGAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ: Wire to (dumpster) fire

DETROIT TIGAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ: We have Kate Upton
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:48 AM   #43655
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Re: DETROIT TIGAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ: Wire to (dumpster) fire

Kate Upton is our mascot
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:13 AM   #43656
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the detroit uptons
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:29 AM   #43657
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i think he solidified himself in the echelon/summit that would include sexual prowess by such greats as Jeter (Mariah Carey, Biel, Minka Kelly, dates being given a goodie bag full of memorobilia in the cab ride home), Magic "AIDS" Johnson, every NFL player, et al

Top alphas in american sports:

Jeter
Verlander (til they breakup and rumors resurface that he's gay)
Tebow (it doesn't matter that he doesn't ****. every girl on the planet wants to **** him. drops to lowest tier of manhood if he's still an unmarried virgin in the next 2 years.)
Megatron (prob has biggest dick in sports)
Cam (prob has second biggest)
Brees (best leader)
Kobe (cum's on every girls face he can)
Roethlisberger (takes what's his)

honorable mention: harper, kidd-gilchrist, trout, lidstrom, mario ballotelli (for being #1 in the world), ken griffey junior, larry eustasche, john amiche
oden and jacob turner are up there too
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Old 07-12-2012, 04:59 AM   #43658
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Upton girl
She's been living in her Upton world
I bet she's never had a Cy Young guy
I bet her momma never told her why
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:03 AM   #43659
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Re: DETROIT TIGAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ: Wire to (dumpster) fire

there is now a yoko upton twitter account.
fairly decent actually
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Old 07-12-2012, 02:59 PM   #43660
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Castellanos starting in RF for Erie tonight...
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Old 07-12-2012, 04:30 PM   #43661
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There getting him ready to come up soon IMO
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:51 AM   #43662
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the detroit uptons
good lord sweet baby jesus
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:12 AM   #43663
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they real?
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:22 AM   #43664
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and they're spectacular
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:37 PM   #43665
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when the tigers ship the world series and upton gets a rang, they'll rank pretty high as a celebrity power couple. pretty excited for that.
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