i realize this will never happen...but if this were game 7 in cleveland, ohio, my brother and i would've been there.
one day (probably not) one of my sports teams (will never happen) will win a championship (lol keep dreaming), and when they do (they won't), i will OD that night (well...that
could happen).
any cleveland fan that wants lebron to leave after tonight, i hope your mother dies in a freak train accident, your sister gets 'the law of the donkey' applied to her, your dad swallows a live piranha, your girlfriend falls into the grand canyon, your brother gets struck by lightning.....notice i left out your kids.
your kids' sentence is watching cleveland sports for the rest of their lives.