hello fellas. here's an nfl lady with high cheekbones and stuff falling out of everywhere



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eggball season is close so get ready for highs, lows, sweat, tears, broken bones and multiple sub-concussive impacts. and that's just you lot trying to make it here on time for draft day! har har!

2013

king of the derpers: daca

2014

king of the derpers: xxDeuce7xx
the most expert of all the pros: Shane5457

2015

king of the derpers: Ashley12
the most expert of all the pros: Sven O

2016

king of the derpers: sixfour
the most expert of all the pros: BAIDS

2017

king of the derpers: IT COULD BE YOU
the most expert of all the pros: IT COULD BE YOU

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$20 derper league, draft, FAAB
$50 very expert pro league, auction, FAAB

prize structure is the same as last year, which was the same as the year before that

draft day is Sunday 27th of August, 6:00 PM britain time. this is shortly after the late premier league game of that sunday in which sir dele and sir harry will take bumley to task. derpers will draft first, very expert pros will auction approximately 1 hours 30 mins later.

PM invites have been sent. previous participants have two weeks to respond, at which time the wider soccerball posting population (aka unwashed scum) will be invited en-masse

money deadline is 20th of august, one week before draft day. paypal or stars. you pay xfer fees if they apply

will post provisional rosters in a few days once everyone has had a chance to in or out, early signs are positive and i expect we'll have 10 or 12 participants in each league

QUESTIONS?????

I am very much in.

I will be more prepared this year and expect a comfortable victory. I didn't really recover from the surprise when I found out a few hours before last years draft that Marshawn Lynch and some other big dudes had gone

Yeah, he's gone and is never coming back.

confirmed ins,

derper 9

me
yky
vruuuk
sixfour (possible promotion to vepro)
lfc_usa
s.k
deuce
chop
luke

v e pro 8

me
yky
lfc_usa
deuce
sven o
chop
joejoe
luke

yet to hear from zaids, ash, marek, dj, bazooka, toedder

ash is OUT, feel free to shout abuse in the direction of australia

Draft on the bank holiday weekend?! I'm likely away that weekend so may have to reconsider the v e pro league if that's set in stone. Understand why you just want to set a date and be done with it though as impossible to please everyone

Will in the derper regardless and may just need to be auto drafted

draft has taken place on the last sunday of august at 6pm every year

i will ofc consider moving it if a number of ppl would rather it moved, but yes getting into that game can get very tricky because everyone has their own bespoke time & date so it's probably going to be last sunday of august 6pm

fwiw i remember lfc had to phone draft from some carnival somewhere last year cos holidays, and i doubt you'd want a yank to outWIM you..............

I'd like to IN in the derper league, please

yeah **** it i'll be in both if there's space and work something out for the drafts. If there's an excess of people wanting in I'll concede one of them - not fussed which

Cheers BOIDS

hurrah!

In for both. Missed most of last season's nfl due to psychological problems. You'll be glad to hear that I've recovered with a little help from Jurgen from the Wirral. He was kind enough to respond to my letter and advised me on a procedure that transfers the hair from your arse to your head. What a time to be alive.

splendid! sorry to hear of psychological problems, if its any help i have an untapped resource of semi abundant buttock-based follicles if you have need of a backup reservoir

i make that 11/9 derper/vepro, aiming for 12/12

Confirmed out. Unfortunately have a lot of life stuff going on, and the very late draft time (starts at 2am my time, and I know work a borderline 9-5) and some other things means no dice.

I am available as a consultant for anyone who wants some very unreliable/terrible help

Ash, guide me pleeeeease.
At least now it's not an auction so I don't have the risk of spending half my money on LVB

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that's my v e pro strat tbh

Looks like we have a full house!

will continue to try to find one more derper, if i fail then one of baz/sven will be called upon to do their derping duty

derper 13

me
yky
vruuuk
sixfour (possible promotion to vepro)
lfc_usa
s.k
deuce
chop
luke
toedder
ZAIDS
baz (if needed)
sven o (if needed)

v e pro 12

me
yky
lfc_usa
deuce
sven o
chop
joejoe
luke
baz
ZAIDS
marek
DJ

Wanna just send me second place money now?

I would very much prefer the draft to be the last Sunday before the nfl starts (the 2nd of Sept) as I'm on holiday the week before but obv will go with the majority and auto draft or whatever if need be

I would not be able to do that Sunday personally.

believe lfc would also have a problem on sept 2nd cos some kinda yank holiday, plus maybe others too

we now have two eggballers that are iffy on the usual last sunday in august date so i shall PM ev1 asking if they can make sunday 19th (yky i duno if you can make this date?). cant go further back than that cos too far from egg-off

if it comes back 100% yes then we'll move it. if not it'll stay 26th. STAY TUNED

Definitely cannot do Sunday 19th.

well that ends that

date remains 26th aug, my apologies to anyone that cant make it altho i ought to point out that phone drafting is possible from as far away as the cotswolds, failing that the auto draft feature is decent afaik, and failing THAT ashley's robo-drafto auction team dominated the early going last year

19th and 26th are Saturdays not Sundays.

But I'll deal with it being on the bank holiday weekend and set up an auto draft if need be

27th excuse me