Brag: 3-0 without Bell
Beat: 0-3 with Bell

I need 36 points in a YPL standard scoring from Palmer and Cards kicker. I give myself like 5% equity.

Beat: Carr + Bortles in 3 of my 4 leagues

Beat: Traded McCoy this week for Allen Robinson (and Eifert) who dropped a TD which bounced up off his chest and gave my QB, Bortles -2 for an INT instead of 12 points for both.

Brag: I could still win all those games.

I have D. Johnson + Marshall tonight vs J. Brown + Powell with a 5 point lead in PPR. If I lose I will never play FFB again.

Buddy of mine in our league did the whole sarcastic "gg man, better luck next time" shtick after the Sunday night games with a 27 point league and his RB2 (Forte) yet to play. He didn't realize his opponent still had David Johnson left. Karma is awesome!

lol

Brag: My favorite team this year:

10 team, non-PPR, Auction league:

Team I drafted:

1. (12) Ezekiel Elliott (Dal - RB) $51
2. (29) A.J. Green (Cin - WR) $44
3. (39) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB) $44
4. (41) DeAngelo Williams (Pit - RB) $9
5. (70) Blake Bortles (Jax - QB) $4
6. (79) Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) $10
7. (91) Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) $4
8. (94) Jeremy Langford (Chi - RB) $14
9. (95) Duke Johnson Jr. (Cle - RB) $4
10. (96) Marvin Jones Jr. (Det - WR) $7
11. (111) DeSean Jackson (Was - WR) $3
12. (112) Antonio Gates (SD - TE) $2
13. (133) Will Fuller (Hou - WR) $2
14. (139) Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) $1
15. (143) Dan Bailey (Dal - K) $1
Unused $0


Team I will have in playoffs (I am 5-1 right now):

QB: Roethlisberger
WR: Antonio, ODB
RBs: Leveon, Zeke
TE: Jordan Reed
Kicker: Gotskowski (but will probably cut on bye week)

Flex (one of): Meredith, Ware, West, Tyrell Williams, Derrick Henry

Beat: Started Hoyer and Meredith last night so will be 5-2 after this week.

Variance: Whole lot of Pittsburgh

Last year people ran the PIT stack in playoffs and got ****ed in week 15(?). That said, solid work.

Bortles you stupid *** will you throw the ball to Arob ffs

bleak bottles is a digrace

every ****ing player on my roster gets hurt.
keenan woodhead moncrief langford rawls decker.

then I trade for tevin and in his 1st game on my roster boom hurt.
it's pretty incredible.

do everyone including jags fans a favour and trade for blart blortaids please

lol x2

i only need 60 more points from d thomas!

BORT

****ing 8-16 64 yds n 0 TDs at the half.
somehow that turns into 30pts and obv I'm up against him cuz without exception every single week I manage to face multiple players who have their biggest days the week I play them.

but hey titans D way to play with pride.

somehow forgot i still had the titans D in

COOL

0-3 this week unless Jeffrey can outscore the Vikings D by 5 and somehow overcome opponent's Brady/Bort. Thanks Ingram

Dead even going into MNF with my MIN D vs Diggs in standard. This is gonna be a sick sweat lol.

Dude I'm playing this week is 1st in the league and on bye week hell (both starting RBs and TE) so he decided to run a Tampa stack because he's a Bucs fan just for fun and put up 62 points tonight. I went from massive favorite to slight underdog. I hate fantasy sometimes.

hey im opening up the week facing ryan and evans, COOL

**** football!

In my main 12tm league i'm 4th in point total, and have more points scored than points against.
But i'm only 2-6, soon to be 2-7, and in 10th place.

need 52 out of wilson/graham and either mccoy or gillislee (whoever starts) in ppr

just a couple of graham TDs away!

I need hauschka to score 7 or less for the W. I feel like I'm on the wrong side of this one.

Trying to fade eight from whichever Seattle RB isn't CMike, so obv there'll be random touchdown vulturing

Started Henry at RB in two leagues.

Forced to start Coates over Cobb at last second then Coates puts up a goose egg and Cobb actually plays and gets 10 points.

Not a good week.