Doesnt look like many of those guys are getting much playing time. I hear niewnhouse or whatevers name but my buddy keeps talking about how tyler colvin is going to start mashing any day now, so i bring you tyler colvin if you want to live on the edge but niewnhius or whatever is probably the standard play.
Out of those guys (i agree they all pretty much suck) im going to grab colvin. If he can continue getting playing time (which it looks like he may, they had him start at 1b today and bat 5th) he should add something to your team. He is most likely not a long term solution but he has been hitting very well as of late. 5/12 with 4hrs iirc. Ride him while he is still playing and hitting the ball.