lol
you went all in with KJ on a KJ7 board? youre a degenerate gambler!


98suited from the sb when folded to, 88 , KQ and 22... you limp every pot you posted

also, check/call every street with a flushdraw , straight draw and pair?

not HAG, not TAG, that's a donk (i definately don't see any agression)

i win $30 an hour in the lowest micro games. yea im really a donk.

and running hot

this thread is awesome.

bwahahaha, i just had to signup to comment this thread,

yes indeed its quite an accomplishment to win such hard hands that are near the nuts or even the nuts for that ace high flush...

Keep us updated on your success story!

There is no way this is real.

Too good to be true. =/

Wow. I want in on this. "The best NL 5.00 player in the world?" This is too precious. HAG it up brother. I'm going to try that limp re-raise pocket 2's thing in my NL 300 game. Seems like a winner, and after all, its been endorsed by the "world's greatest NL 5 player."

In all seriousness, I would like to sponsor a website forum where you can teach your methods to players everywhere. Skalansy and 2+2 will be yesterday's news. Maybe you can make some videos. These donks aren't ready for HAGtard. Do you have some poker gear to wear to an initial photo shoot? You need to look balla if we are going to sell this thing.

And another thing. get off his back about pokertracker. HAG stats :VPIP 100% PFR 100% Agr: infinity. Whats so hard about that?

LOLOLOL

This guy described himself as a hyper LAG and posted like 7 hands in a row limping, or calling raises PF. Including openlimping 88 and limping AK over a limper.

Yes, I'm a hyper LAG with a PFR of 0... over 20K hands.

I am in tears and can barely type.

OP - I find your ideas intriguing and want to subscribe to your newsletter. Please make a video of you singletabling NL5 in HAG/F.A.G. style; you owe it to the poker community.

P.S. Whoever mentioned Boris from Bullwinkle was spot on.

So many people here are jealous, and I don't blame them. This guy is one of the best.
How many of the famous cash game players (Ivey, PA, Aba) can claim ~500BB/hour?
True, the people they play against are a little tougher than the ones at micro stakes, but not by much! If he had the bankroll, Shymijo would clean up 300/600 for at least 250BB/hour if not more with his Flexible AG style (switching from HAG to TAG)

Why this crap haven't been locked by moderators?

Some micro/micro stakes donk playing vs super donks who have no clue what they are doing.

This thread has no possitive content at all other then it's good to know that there are players who think they are awesome when they don't have ABC poker theory.

Wait till you go to 0.5/1 6 max where they will see your 40%+PRF OOP and they start you 3 betting.

I really want to see how you gonna play your crappy hands out of position smartass.

$10k? $2 at a time? Good luck. This has to be the funniest thing I've read on here in a while.

I call BS. Also wrong forum, BBv is down the road.

why do you want to lock the thread Rich? For one i state this is a micro limit strategy, i never claimed it works in small stakes or high stakes. for two my strategey is working for me. if anyone wants to go heads up with me in the micros give me your screen name and we can play. no hard feelings just want to show my skill to those who dont believe.

Hahahah omg i think i pissed myself reading this...you are god shylo, I dont know why you are talking to us mere mortals, its not like anyone else could beat the micros on a hot streak right?