***Unofficial RPM Brags/Beats/Variance/Spew/Cursing/RunGood Thread***

[jmurjeff]

Originally Posted by bigNDpants

I can't win on RPM Poker. I was a winner on FTP at .50/$1, but I can't beat 10cent/25cent on RPM. I dont know what to do.

Guess try a different game. Get more training. Play live. Or Quit playing online.

[bkstein]

nks;.adnfkls;daewifju90teh9]0tej3gt4ej[te4[lesra.'[logejnhjm]prjagBP]jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjju0-****er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blue_water]

Originally Posted by bkstein

nks;.adnfkls;daewifju90teh9]0tej3gt4ej[te4[lesra.'[logejnhjm]prjagBP]jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjju0-****er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should use spell check.

[slagathor]

Earlier today I was playing, and the buttons just stopped working. I had attempted to raise on the river, but I got nothing. The software wouldn't respond, and I just ended up folding. It also happened earlier to my friend where it wouldn't respond and it ended up being checked down. What gives?

Here's the hand for the lulz

Merge - $0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

nikolas1979 (SB): $4.02
EricHolderAA (BB): $5.53
AdamBomIV (UTG): $1.78
MmmFshNchps (MP): $8.01
s1agath0r (CO): $3.99
UnderCoverBluffer (BTN): $7.50

nikolas1979 posts SB $0.02, EricHolderAA posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) s1agath0r has J A

fold, fold, s1agath0r raises to $0.12, fold, nikolas1979 calls $0.10, fold

Flop: ($0.28, 2 players) 3 2 2
nikolas1979 bets $0.14, s1agath0r calls $0.14

Turn: ($0.56, 2 players) A
nikolas1979 bets $0.32, s1agath0r calls $0.32

River: ($1.20, 2 players) A
nikolas1979 bets $0.90

Spoiler:

nikolas1979 wins $1.14

[slagathor]

Originally Posted by slagathor

Earlier today I was playing, and the buttons just stopped working. I had attempted to raise on the river, but I got nothing. The software wouldn't respond, and I just ended up folding. It also happened earlier to my friend where it wouldn't respond and it ended up being checked down. What gives?

Here's the hand for the lulz

Merge - $0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

nikolas1979 (SB): $4.02
EricHolderAA (BB): $5.53
AdamBomIV (UTG): $1.78
MmmFshNchps (MP): $8.01
s1agath0r (CO): $3.99
UnderCoverBluffer (BTN): $7.50

nikolas1979 posts SB $0.02, EricHolderAA posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) s1agath0r has J A

fold, fold, s1agath0r raises to $0.12, fold, nikolas1979 calls $0.10, fold

Flop: ($0.28, 2 players) 3 2 2
nikolas1979 bets $0.14, s1agath0r calls $0.14

Turn: ($0.56, 2 players) A
nikolas1979 bets $0.32, s1agath0r calls $0.32

River: ($1.20, 2 players) A
nikolas1979 bets $0.90

Spoiler:

nikolas1979 wins $1.14

Why was this post moved to this thread? I wanted to point out to people on the forum that I hit the call button, but it didn't register and I ended up folding. It's not a beat, it's just the software crapped out on me...

[jdawg91]

gg rpm, ****ty support ftw

[NimhOfJoy]

Originally Posted by PaulySweatz

Remember....a pair is just that, a pair. Too many people overvalue pre-flop big pairs (I'm guilty of this too).

That's why I'm starting to dig PLO. Pocket pairs aren't as big of a deal and the game makes you think that much more.....

I like PLO too - I'm just 12 BI under EV @ Merge, so I'm going to quit that game until I can handle the swings BR-wise.

Also, I played this HUGE luckbox @ PL A-5lowball. Regularly calling 3bets and then drawing 3, and always showing up with 6-5, 6-4, 5-4 (nuts) by the river after doing so. I wish I could run like him.

[pianospike]

$164.35 in rakeback for one day on July 16. New record for me!

[wafflehouse1]

Variance: I flopped 2 sets out of 106 attempts yesterday.

[DoubleR90]

Finally made a Royale with cheese today! I was playing 50nl full ring, I called a raise in the CO with AJ. Flop came

10JQ

BB donked for PSB, guy behind him who was OR flatted, I shipped for roughly $40 on top, BB folded, OR snaps me off with AK, turn pairs the board and I hit my beautiful K on the river

lol suckoutwiththeimmortalnutsaments

SHIP ME THE FREE $50 ROYAL FLUSH BONUS RPM!

[BobaPhett]

Variance(rofl?) :

vs 2 outter all in preflop

8 wins out of last 34 (rofl?)

vs 2 outter all in POST flop:

6 wins out of 11 (rofl?)

vs 3 outter all in pre:

12 wins out of 28 (heh)

vs 3 outter all in post :

11 wins out of 18 (giggle)

Merge MTT shoveaments, lol.
Gonna stop keeping track now just because it's so ****ing tilting

Oh and funny part:

ME with 2 outter pre flop :
3 wins out of last 5, guess that's the way to win on this site.
But... worst run ever was on Stars, with a happy week or 2 involving losing to 20% or less at moment of all in *****19***** times in a row! Poker is a harsh mistress at times, indeed.

[dmyers1166]

I want to wine .. 105 hands limit holdem 4 big fish at table and nut seat. Seeing 35% of flop and 47% went to showdown. I one 0 .. 0 showdowns ... finally one a few to stay down 120 for morning. Must go to store and buy some pepper for the doomicorn. Wine mode off at least the fish pool is up. No clue why but lots of fish last couple of days maybe I'm a fish.

[1800]

o come on.... 25nl? 50nl?....

this is my graph running SO WELL /sarcasm

Spoiler:

[spankedtwice]

is that really nl 50 and 25 geez. thats a **** ton of money for small stakes....

[1800]

^
no it's from 1/2 2/4 and a lil 5/10
i was saying that ppl complaining about 25 and 50nl is lol to me