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03-08-2011 , 01:36 AM

keldakel

banned

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 340

RPMSETH has been by far the best support guy to deal with. I've had numerous dumb questions and random emails that have always been answered on a timely basis. Spends a lot of time making sure all of us whiney bastards are always happy... just thought it should have its own thread...

Oh also should be our offtopic thread!!!!!!

A player asked him how to turn off doomswitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by RPMSeth

Sure, no problem. Let's make these instructions public just so everybody knows how to flick the doomswitch off. It wouldn't be fair if you were the only one who knew how to stop taking bad beats!

You're going to need the following supplies:

- Flashlight
- 2 pairs of socks
- 3 Cloves of Garlic
- Cell Phone
- Cashews
- Pepper
- Plastic Tarp
- Rope
- Jeans (they might get dirty, so make sure you don't care about the pair you're wearing)
- Duffel bag (to hold your supplies)

OK, now, the first thing you need to do is make your way out to an empty clearing. If you live in a city, you're going to need to find your way out to the countryside, because you need open space in order to accomplish your goal. This will not work unless you're in an empty, deserted clearing.

Put on your jeans and make sure you have the extra pair of socks handy.

OK. So you've made it to the clearing. Take your plastic tarp and lay it on the ground. Stand on the tarp. Take your 3 cloves of garlic and make a triangle. Put one clove in front of you, and two to your back left and back right. Make sure this triangle is large enough for you to stand inside and move around in comfortably.

Once you're positioned inside the garlic triangle, scream "RPM! RPM! RAH RAH RAH! RPM RPM CHA CHA CHA!" as loud as you can, twice. This will summon the Doomswitch Unicorn (Doomicorn). Don't be scared... Doomicorn is friendly. Go into your duffel bag, find your pepper, and sprinkle some in your hands. Contrary to popular belief, it isn't tigers that love pepper... it's Doomicorns (and most Unicorns, though some Unicorns are allergic). The Doomicorn is the biggest pepper eater of them all. Doomicorns LOVE pepper. Trust us, it took years of research to figure out how to ply the Doomicorn.

Now, here's where it gets tricky. When the Doomicorn approaches, you'll know the Bad Beat Bear can't be far behind. Whip out that flashlight and make sure you have your cashews and rope ready or else none of this will work. And for the love of God, whatever you do, make sure you don't leave your garlic triangle.

Once you've gained the Doomicorn's trust with the pepper, you're going to have to do the sacred Doomicorn Dance. If you're familiar with the Dougie, it's the same dance, but it's been known as the Doomicorn Dance for much longer. If you're not sure how to Dougie, just ask someone to teach you.

Unfortunately, doing the Doomicorn Dance will wake the Bad Beat Bear. If you see the Bear coming, throw your cashews at it as hard as you can and turn your flashlight on and off as quickly as possible. Bears LOVE cashews, and cashews make bears fall asleep. They HATE flashlights and will generally avoid them. If the cashews don't get the Bear's attention, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GARLIC TRIANGLE. The Bad Beat Bear cannot penetrate the garlic triangle. Get on your cell phone and call someone to help you wrangle the Bear, for you cannot take it on alone.

If you've made it without encountering a problem with the Bear, you are so close to finding the Doomswitch. At this point, the Doomicorn will trust you since you are feeding it pepper. Further, you've done the Doomicorn Dance, so the Doomicorn will show it's approval by flipping onto its back with its hooves in the air. DON'T HESITATE... grab your rope and hog tie the Doomicorn. If you hesitate, you might forgo your window of opportunity. The Doomicorn will not resist so long as you keep feeding it pepper. Doomicorns LOVE pepper.

At this point, it's safe to leave your garlic triangle. Remove the socks you're wearing and change into a fresh pair. Take your worn socks and put them on the front two hooves of the Doomicorn. Like magic, you'll see a secret compartment open on the Doomicorn's chest. Don't be afraid to reach in; you are no longer in danger.

Feel around for the switch and flick it DOWN. If the switch is pointed up, it means you have not deactivated your Doomswitch. Once you have successfully turned off your Doomswitch, please do the right thing and untie the Doomicorn. Before you do that, though, fill one of the socks with pepper before sending the Doomicorn on its way. It's the right thing to do.

Unfortunately, this system is not foolproof. While your doomswitch may be turned off temporarily, the Doomicorn may have a run-in with the Variance Lion at any time and that will re-engage your switch. Remember, it's a jungle out there.

If you're unclear about any of the directions here and need clarification, you can chat in live with RPM Jon at RPMPoker.com, or you can simply reply in this thread and I'll do my best to answer your questions. To preempt any questions, the scar on my right arm is from Doomicorn research back in '86, and no, I don't want to talk about it.

Good luck!

03-08-2011 , 02:01 AM

keldakel

banned

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 340

actually just trying to keep my run like god going...

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03-08-2011 , 08:37 AM

Sub-Zer0118

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,223

Def one of the coolest funniest guys around, and has helped me out with a bunch of stupid little questions countless times

03-08-2011 , 12:14 PM

reddragon1

adept

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 769

03-08-2011 , 12:27 PM

MilkFi5h

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 726

Agreed. Seth rules

That response to my request you posted had me laughing so hard. After I'm done with KoTR I'm going to get working on some graphics of a Doomicorn, Bad Bead Bear and Variance Lion

03-08-2011 , 12:50 PM

mighty maron

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 390

RPM seth is one of the more personable managers at an online poker room in a long time. Thank you rpmseth

03-08-2011 , 02:28 PM

whickerda

adept

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,066

I never would have tried RPM if I hadn't come in here and seen how great the support is from RPMSeth. Then I had a couple of dumb questions and experienced it first hand.

Kudos Seth.

03-08-2011 , 02:48 PM

EnergyBurst

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 219

hahahahahahahahahahaha FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LEAVE THE GARLIC TRIANGLE

03-08-2011 , 04:38 PM

TiltTheTilt

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by whickerda

I never would have tried RPM if I hadn't come in here and seen how great the support is from RPMSeth. Then I had a couple of dumb questions and experienced it first hand.

Kudos Seth.

Yea, basically the same. I was looking for a new Site to try and heard a few good things about RPM. I decided to come in here and ended up sending a couple of PM's to RPMSeth. Seth responded promptly to all my ridiculous questions time and time again.

I'm pretty much fed up with Full Tilt and their horrible support. To have support like RPM's is so refreshing. I don't always expect to get everything I ask for

, but I do expect support and the Poker Site to treat me fair and to respond in a decent time frame. Seth has always exceeded my expectations in these area's!

I'd also like to through a little appreciation RPMJon's way. Not sure if he reads 2p2 but if so, RPMJon is awesome as well. The few times I've dealt with him I've received the same type of outstanding support that RPMSeth has provided. I don't believe that was mentioned!

03-08-2011 , 06:12 PM

#10

mikes007

Shanooballa 2011

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,859

Kudos to RPMSeth. He provides top-notch support every day, and has really raised the bar for the kind of support to expect from a poker site.

03-08-2011 , 10:38 PM

#11

SuitedJunk

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,682

RPMSeth is +Life EV for us weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

03-09-2011 , 12:22 AM

#12

Systolic

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 21,002

Yeah RPM is the best poker site around.

Thanks Seth AND Jon for providing the best service in the industry!

03-09-2011 , 12:25 AM

#13

Sub-Zer0118

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,223

RPMJohn deserves a big kudos too. I know he reads the forums because I talked to him about an issue I posted on here before. Cheers to both!

03-09-2011 , 12:49 AM

#14

MadTaco

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 490

Seconded

03-09-2011 , 11:56 AM

#15

TiltTheTilt

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sub-Zer0118

RPMJohn deserves a big kudos too. I know he reads the forums because I talked to him about an issue I posted on here before. Cheers to both!

I figured RPMJon read the forum too. Together I would have to say they make the best Poker Management team.

I just hope bigger Poker Sites don't catch on to how good they are and scoop them up

Together they set RPM apart from other Pokersites.

03-09-2011 , 12:01 PM

#16

Systolic

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 21,002

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltTheTilt

I figured RPMJon read the forum too. Together I would have to say they make the best Poker Management team.

I just hope bigger Poker Sites don't catch on to how good they are and scoop them up

Together they set RPM apart from other Pokersites.

+100000

03-09-2011 , 06:58 PM

#17

MilkFi5h

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 726

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltTheTilt

I figured RPMJon read the forum too. Together I would have to say they make the best Poker Management team.

I just hope bigger Poker Sites don't catch on to how good they are and scoop them up

Together they set RPM apart from other Pokersites.

I hope they do and try to emulate it rather than steal them

03-09-2011 , 08:24 PM

#18

jjbish

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 533

Seth is AWESOME!

that is all

03-09-2011 , 11:21 PM

#19

Matsamuy

grinder

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 610

Yup, Seth and Jon are both the best ever. Getting answers to my questions almost instantly, and fixing them just as quickly. <3

03-09-2011 , 11:51 PM

#20

Mookie88

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,907

ya, I've got to say Seth is the man. Thanks for all the help.

03-10-2011 , 12:01 AM

#21

Rasputin420

banned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,431

These RPM dudes are funny and soooooo helpful.

I am really enjoying my time at RPM so far.

03-10-2011 , 12:29 AM

#22

Highfish

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 814

I agree, guys are awesome. Reason is they care about their players.

03-10-2011 , 02:07 AM

#23

Somsoc

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 337

I asked there guys sooo many questions when I first started at RPM. Always great support.
RPM is amazing in peak hours as well. My FT account was frozen until i could prove my identity, so I looked for a new site to drop $40 in to donk around with till I got my $500 br back from FT...

5 weeks later my RPM br is now $579.

Thanks a bunch Seth and John!

03-10-2011 , 11:55 AM

#24

TiltTheTilt

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by Somsoc

Thanks a bunch Seth and John!

LOL, many positives to RPM. Obviously RPMSeth and RPMJon are great. The games are pretty soft IMO.

Just curious Somsoc, have you played any significant amount on Full Tilt since coming to RPM?

I had a similar issue and I have not put any significant volume in on Full Tilt since. Once you realize how great RPM's support is, it is near impossible to go back to Full Tilt, IMO. Thats not even counting the soft games, Rakeback, Bonus/Promos, etc...

03-10-2011 , 01:18 PM

#25

Somsoc

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 337

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiltTheTilt

I finally got all my documents sent to FT just the other day. So no I haven't. My account was locked because they think that I am multi accounting. I'd rather play FT because the traffic is better and the software is top notch; that said RPM is king is every other way, if they had better traffic I would never go back.

Oh and TFPT is kinda a big incentive to go back to FT

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