But not really, although I did watch curling on the Winter Olympics and I still don't understand it. Is it like shuffleboard on ice? How do you even become an Olympic curler? Do your parents put you on that path when you're three years old? Beats me.

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You become a curler when your parents realize that you suck in the major sports of that country so they stick you in curling and act like it's prestigious.

Just be happy you aren't from China. If it is known that a child is has potential at a certain sport the state takes the kids away from the parents and they get trained by the govt for that specific sport.

Curling was invented for countries with a cold climate, because playing Jeu de Boules on ice was getting to dangerous. The Jeu de Boules balls would make holes in the ice and people would drown in the lake.

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