Ok...couldn't resist.
30K sample.
-Odds of getting dealt JJ specifically is 0.45%
-will be dealt JJ 135 times over 30K sample
-Odds of flopping quads is 0.2398%
-will flop quad jacks on average of 0.32373 times per 30K hand sample.
So, by reverse math, you will need to play 92,889 hands in March to guarantee (by the numbers) of flopping quad jacks at least once.
Let's say you play that many hands:
-418 times you flop JJ
-1 time you hit the jackpot
-Use above example
EV=(393 times you win $0.06)+(25 times you lose $0.12)+(418[77.4% (odds of JJ vs random hand)you win $0.10]+[22.6% you lose $0.04]+(1 time you win $100 which is .2398% chance)
EV = about +$0.36 if you plan on putting in this much volume, in a perfect world as described above and you actually bink it....good luck to ya.