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Old 01-30-2012, 07:07 PM   #1
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You Deserve to Feast!

Maybe it started Here, I don't remember for sure. But I do remember thinking why do I have to eat all the grapes and not waste any just because there's starving children in the world? It's not like I am going to send them my grapes. If I throw them out it really makes no difference.

The only reason this is an issue (me wasting grapes) is because I question why I don't deserve the best grapes and only the best grapes. Biting into a grape that pops in your mouth is the only way to eat one. The ones that are soggy or dented just don't taste good. So the result is that out of an entire bag of grapes I throw all but the best out. And I don't feel guilty one bit.

I found the reason why I feel this way. Do you want to know what it is? It's real simple so don't over think this.

The answer is: because, just like in the Bible, God only eats the choicest cuts.

Now the key is to get your life to the point where you really understand what that means. How do you do it? I'm not sure. But I do know one thing, you can do it. God has blessed me with more grapes than I can handle right now. His presence is in the situation, the atmosphere, the thoughts, the moment. And it's my duty to pass this information along to you. You do with it what you want.

God gave me these grapes, not Jesus, not Muhammad, not Buddha. Whether those guys were with God when I asked I'm not sure all I know is that when I asked I asked God.
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Old 01-30-2012, 10:36 PM   #2
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Re: You Deserve to Feast!

You dont think gluttony is a sin then?
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Old 01-31-2012, 06:56 AM   #3
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Re: You Deserve to Feast!

shame god cant pass some of those grapes on to people who really need them then...
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Old 02-01-2012, 10:33 PM   #4
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Re: You Deserve to Feast!

Pretty sure Jesus picked those grapes.
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:14 PM   #5
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Re: You Deserve to Feast!

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shame god cant pass some of those grapes on to people who really need them then...
also a shame he has the same pickiness as an elitist douchebag. you'd think a being such as god could move past judging in any form.
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