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Originally Posted by NotReady
Who says this?
It is required for the cosmological argument. It is what "contingency" means.
There is no reason to wonder "where we came from" if you don't have some sort of idea that it had to be from "somewhere."
I imagine that thousands of years ago, some 3-year old was pestering their dad with "why" questions.
Q: Why am I here?
A: Because I poked your mom.
Q: Why are you and mom here?
A: Because your grandparents poked each other. I really don't like thinking about that part too much because it is kind of gross.
Q: Why were they here?
A: Because your grandparents poked each other.
Q: Why were they here?
A: JFC, I've got to go to work!!! I don't f-ing know. Magic. Now stop asking questions or I'll kill you.
Q: <sobbing> I was just asking.
A: I'm just trying to turn you into a decent person who can poke someone in the future.
Q: Why?
A: Ummm. Hmmm. <pause> Daddy loves you very much, but if you ask a lot of questions, the magic I mentioned earlier will burn you forever.
Q: Really?
A: Ummmmm, yes. I love you and wouldn't like that to happen. I'd never do such a thing to you to make you stop asking annoying questions, but the magic gets seriously cranky about that sort of thing.
Q: I see now. Does the magic like other things?
A: <mutters underneath breath> **** me, this kid is killing me. I really have to get to work. <out loud> Sure, child-o-mine. He really likes it when you sit with your hands like this <does some hand gestures> as long as you don't talk out loud.
Q: Like this?!?
A: I wasn't looking, but sure kid. The trick is to be quiet about it. If you don't he will catch you on fire.
Last edited by BrianTheMick2; 04-07-2014 at 10:51 PM.