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Old 07-16-2012, 11:00 PM   #1
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what is the most blasphemous thing a person can do?

i want to try it, just for fun.

as long as it's legal.
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Old 07-16-2012, 11:25 PM   #2
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Re: what is the most blasphemous thing a person can do?

Post a picture of Mohammad.

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Old 07-16-2012, 11:48 PM   #3
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Re: what is the most blasphemous thing a person can do?

What has been said on here is you have to believe in God in order to commit blaspheme.
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Old 07-16-2012, 11:58 PM   #4
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Re: what is the most blasphemous thing a person can do?

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What has been said on here is you have to believe in God in order to commit blaspheme.
that makes no sense to me
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:21 AM   #5
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What has been said on here is you have to believe in God in order to commit blaspheme.
By a lot of theists here? I'm honestly curious. That doesn't fit the dictionary definition. And in some countries with a state religion you can be charged with blasphemy (with legal punishments up to and including execution). Saying "Well, I don't believe in a god," wouldn't get you out of it, you would just be confirming your "blasphemy."

Damn that is a weird-looking word. BLASPHEMY.

To OP, if you're looking for most blasphemous, it would depend on which god you were trying to blaspheme. If you're not a vegetarian, you've probably already done at least one.
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:42 AM   #6
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i want to try it, just for fun.

as long as it's legal.
Go to Catholic mass and take, but do not eat, the consecrated communion wafer. Try not to get caught as most Catholics will not take this lightly.

*Bonus points for wearing a mini-cam and posting on Youtube

**Double bonus points for doing this multiple times, gathering a bunch of consecrated crackers and building yourself a Jesus voodoo doll.
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:54 AM   #7
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Post a picture of Mohammad.
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:27 AM   #8
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Go to Catholic mass and take, but do not eat, the consecrated communion wafer. Try not to get caught as most Catholics will not take this lightly.

*Bonus points for wearing a mini-cam and posting on Youtube

**Double bonus points for doing this multiple times, gathering a bunch of consecrated crackers and building yourself a Jesus voodoo doll.
this made me laugh, may i ask, why is taking and not eating the cracker so offensive?
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Old 07-17-2012, 02:51 AM   #9
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Go to Catholic mass and take, but do not eat, the consecrated communion wafer. Try not to get caught as most Catholics will not take this lightly.
lick it and stick it under the pew.
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:19 AM   #10
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Go to Catholic mass and take, but do not eat, the consecrated communion wafer. Try not to get caught as most Catholics will not take this lightly.

*Bonus points for wearing a mini-cam and posting on Youtube

**Double bonus points for doing this multiple times, gathering a bunch of consecrated crackers and building yourself a Jesus voodoo doll.
This exact stunt was suggested as a dare on The Non Prophets radio / podcast (Matt Dillahunty, Russell Glasser, Denis Loubet) some time ago, and on the following week's show, Matt D, who had suggested it, was very tight-lipped about the idea and sounded rather pissed off: the impression I got was that someone with legal knowledge might have told them that if someone got caught doing this and they were very unlucky, it could end up being seen as a criminal act and even worse, even a hate crime
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:23 AM   #11
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This exact stunt was suggested as a dare on The Non Prophets radio / podcast (Matt Dillahunty, Russell Glasser, Denis Loubet) some time ago, and on the following week's show, Matt D, who had suggested it, was very tight-lipped about the idea and sounded rather pissed off: the impression I got was that someone with legal knowledge might have told them that if someone got caught doing this and they were very unlucky, it could end up being seen as a criminal act and even worse, even a hate crime
Your impression is surely far from realistic, but thanks for sharing!
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:28 AM   #12
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Re: what is the most blasphemous thing a person can do?

Commit suicide is probably the most blasphemous thing you can do.
Idk about the legal standpoint of it, since you would be gone...

Now in all seriousness, this is a stupid thread...
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:17 AM   #13
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Re: what is the most blasphemous thing a person can do?

Aghori, a hindu sect.

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They are, for instance, known to engage in post-mortem ritual cannibalism (necrophagy), urophagia and corprophagy; they also often dwell in charnel grounds, have been witnessed smearing cremation ashes on their bodies, and have been known to use bones from human corpses for crafting skull bowls (which Shiva and other Hindu deities are often iconically depicted holding or using) and jewellery.
I saw a documentary on the Aghori. One guy was being initiated. What's interesting is that apart from the freaky stuff he did (all the things mentioned above), this guy seemed like a very normal, very human, calm individual. Sick stuff.
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:41 AM   #14
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i want to try it, just for fun.

as long as it's legal.
Do it then. You all talk beeeaatch...

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Old 07-17-2012, 08:37 AM   #15
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Aghori, sick bastards!
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