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10-01-2011 , 01:19 PM

#101

Autocratic

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I don't mean to brag here, but I'm right about this rapture thing like...every time.

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10-01-2011 , 01:27 PM

#102

neeeel

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well thats your world view pretty much gone OP, whats next for u?

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10-02-2011 , 01:32 AM

#103

[Phill]

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Damn, the Christians are still here. When's the next time i can hope Jesus saves you and takes you away to heaven?

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10-02-2011 , 02:34 AM

#104

batair

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Oct 21

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10-02-2011 , 09:21 AM

#105

hard2tel

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Every Harold Camping article reads like something from The Onion i swear.

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10-02-2011 , 09:40 AM

#106

Louis Cyphre

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I don't understand why bat**** crazy people get a forum in respected publications like the WP.

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10-02-2011 , 12:12 PM

#107

luckyme

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I don't understand why bat**** crazy people get a forum in respected publications like the WP.

Pictures of traffic accidents.

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10-02-2011 , 12:25 PM

#108

MidyMat

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,453

Sh*t, I was going to use the excuse " the rapture just happened " so I didn't have to pay October's rent......O well...

ban OP

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10-02-2011 , 12:30 PM

#109

Bene Gesserit

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Did it happen or did the OP just disappear??

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10-02-2011 , 01:12 PM

#110

VP$IP

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“I had some skepticism but I was trying to push the skepticism away because I believe in God,” said Keith Bauer — who hopped in his minivan in Maryland and drove his family 3,000 miles to California for the Rapture.

He started his day in the bright morning sun outside the gated Camping’s Oakland headquarters of Family Radio International.

“I was hoping for it because I think heaven would be a lot better than this earth,” said Bauer, a tractor-trailer driver who began the voyage west last week, figuring that if he “worked last week, I wouldn’t have gotten paid anyway, if the Rapture did happen.”

Skepticism is a good thing. Don't ignore it.

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10-02-2011 , 02:43 PM

#111

Ryanb9

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Yaaaahhhhhhweeeeeeehhhhhy ur laaaaaaattteeeeeeee

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10-02-2011 , 02:47 PM

#112

gskowal

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Yaaaahhhhhhweeeeeeehhhhhy ur laaaaaaattteeeeeeee

lol

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10-02-2011 , 03:14 PM

#113

kb coolman

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Yaaaahhhhhhweeeeeeehhhhhy ur laaaaaaattteeeeeeee

Always late on the big date. Proof God is a woman.

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10-02-2011 , 03:32 PM

#114

Louis Cyphre

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Unless they have internet in heaven Roman 5:8 didn't get raptured either.

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10-06-2011 , 08:08 PM

#115

smittymatt

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,695

Hai guys . Posting this from heaven b/c I got raptured (but roman didn't :P). Just an FYI for the rest of you blasphemers- Islam got it wrong- it's US Christians who get the 72 virgins! Only problem is it's random how many are female and how many are male. I think the random number generator is broken b/c I got 3 girls and 69! dudes. Man it's a sausage fest up here and I swear dealing with 69 thirteen year old boys whose hormons are raging is no joke! Probably shoulda posted this in BBV. Peace be with you all!