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Old 05-04-2009, 04:47 PM   #26
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:43 PM   #27
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happy may 4th lori.
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:52 AM   #28
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:51 PM   #29
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:42 PM   #30
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Re: Official Jedi Knight discussion thread.

update: bones have been found in south california that match the structure of that of an average adult wookie. a primitive crossbow item was found nearby. the batteries appear to have been been drained long ago.

in other news, old paintings of jesus christ appear to show him carrying a lightsaber.
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Old 11-20-2009, 06:23 PM   #31
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update: bones have been found in south california that match the structure of that of an average adult wookie. a primitive crossbow item was found nearby. the batteries appear to have been been drained long ago.

in other news, old paintings of jesus christ appear to show him carrying a lightsaber.
Wheres the dinosaur? You bastards, you killed it.
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Old 11-20-2009, 06:48 PM   #32
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon
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Old 05-04-2011, 05:27 AM   #33
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May the fourth be with you, always.

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Old 05-05-2011, 09:08 AM   #34
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Basically, I am a Padawan - applicant and I have a very high midichlorian count- its just trying to focus my energy thats difficult -
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Old 05-06-2011, 10:50 AM   #35
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So wait, there are people that actually believe in the ways of the Jedi? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Just as believable as any other bogus religion if you ask me.

Magical guy walking on water with talking snakes, magical guy choking people with his mind, it's all the same.
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:03 AM   #36
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Why not take one of the (first three, ldo) Star Wars films as a holy text created as a prophetic message to the human race by the great seer Jedi Master Lucas? I'm sure that after hundreds of hours of close analysis it will divulge many recondite insights. There are other *Ways of Knowing* guys, break out of your scientism prisons.
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Old 05-04-2013, 01:03 PM   #37
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Old 05-04-2013, 01:21 PM   #38
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Re: Official Jedi Knight discussion thread.

I'm assuming you're bumping to prevent it from going in the archives, or has there been some huge Jedi Knight revelation I'm not aware of?
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Old 05-04-2013, 01:24 PM   #39
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I'm assuming you're bumping to prevent it from going in the archives, or has there been some huge Jedi Knight revelation I'm not aware of?
Pre-emptive slowpony before you get it.
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Old 05-04-2013, 01:25 PM   #40
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Pre-emptive slowpony before you get it.
Son of a *****.
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Old 05-04-2015, 03:38 AM   #41
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Old 05-04-2015, 01:45 PM   #42
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Re: Official Jedi Knight discussion thread.

Here's an excerpt from a book that seems somewhat related. Perhaps members of the JEDI faith might find it interesting.


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I have already stated, in the introduction, that this Book is fact, NOT fiction. The word JEDI is an abbreviation for JEsus DIsciple.

Before any of you start to fall into the trap, of mistakenly thinking that this Book is a science-fiction novel; based on “Star Wars”, by George Lucas, just because I have used the word JEDI; I am going to explain to you, something that George Lucas does not know, yet.

George Lucas, quite naturally, believes that he wrote “Star Wars”, but, in reality, he was told, telepathically, what to write, in Episodes IV-VI inclusively, and then forced to make those episodes first, by the very “Force” to which the “Star Wars” films refer, as a very important step in the preparation of mankind, for the long awaited truth, about the real reasons for human life on Earth (what on Earth am I doing here?); the meaning of life and its purpose, contained in THIS Book. This Book is science-fact. YODA is an abbreviation and refers to a training-book.

George Lucas, not understanding that he was being told telepathically, thinks that “Star Wars” came from his imagination, which is a perfectly normal human reaction, that many people have had over the centuries. Rudyard Kipling thought that he wrote “IF”; Oscar Wilde thought that he wrote “The Picture of Dorian Gray”; Joe Darian thought that he wrote the words to “The Impossible Dream”, and the list is endless.

Although “Star Wars” is set as sci-fi, in a distant galaxy, to make it entertaining, it actually refers to this galaxy and life on Earth, and contains the truth, which is demonstrated symbolically.

What Luke Skywalker learns, during the “Star Wars” films, Episodes IV-VI inclusive, is what each and everyone of you HAS to learn, to be able to survive, get out of here and go HOME. Episodes I-III are meaningless fiction.
http://www.jahtruth.net/twh.pdf
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:03 AM   #43
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Old 05-06-2016, 07:05 AM   #44
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any scientists trying to prove the existance of metaclorians?
No, this has in fact caused a split between the Jedi churches, some now doubt the credibility of the jedi council and the authority of their dogmatic proclamations. The new offshoot is called the Far Far Away church of the Jedi. It didn't start a long long time ago, but eventually they'll be able to make that claim.

Now I'm off to resume my search for genuine fragments of the original light sabre, there are many fakes you know.
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Old 05-04-2017, 10:17 AM   #45
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