Another sly derail, Splendour. Sly indeed.

I know I've told you this before, but I did, and similarly, nothing happened.

How many babies were killed during the genocide of the Canaanites?

Derail.

I posted on Elisha for Bill above. Not the Canaanites.

You already derailed. I'm just pointing out that God doesn't have an untarnished record when it comes to baby killing.

^ +1

Lets be real, who has a clean baby killing record these days anyway?

Damn, I'm having a garage sale tomorrow and came here hoping God was giving away free signs.

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Too bad God was so busy dicking around sending birds to people in developed countries that he forgot to provide food for hundreds of thousands of starving people elsewhere.

When you post at a rate of 2 posts/year for almost a decade, you have to make each one a zinger!

Guys, why are you laughting about his experience?
It's really personal thing. No need to be so harsh.

Because its ****ing absurd.

People sometimes ask why it matters that people believe blatantly absurd things like the OP. if it isn't harming you, why care what someone else believes?

The problem here is this guy is making decisions about one of the biggest aspects of his life (to divorce his wife or not) based not on rational contemplation and analysis, but on whether a bird was timid or not. Now probably he is just channelling his feelings and would divorce her anyways. But to use such terrible decision making processes in such an important decision is ridiculous.

Btw a couple years back I was doing a hiking trip and a little bird was completely unafraid when we paused for lunch came right up and hung out between my legs while I was sitting. Starting giving himself a dust bath rubbing his wings up against my legs. Was pretty cool experience, but it just goes to show that some birds ARE like that and are not afraid of humans and this is not at all remotely surprising

You were pretty close with your analysis op but it was actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster that sent you the sign.