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Old 07-20-2012, 01:23 AM   #1
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Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

I FOUND HIM IN ACTION!!!11!1!one!!11!!one!!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2012, 01:39 AM   #2
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

well in that last pic we have:

[X] flying
[X] spaghetti
[ ] monster

that said, 2 out of 3 aint bad... and I can still get on board with believing.
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Old 07-20-2012, 02:47 AM   #3
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

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well in that last pic we have:

[X] flying
[X] spaghetti
[ ] monster

that said, 2 out of 3 aint bad... and I can still get on board with believing.
We can be 67% sure he exists.
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:21 AM   #4
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

I accept the ontological argument for the flying spaghetti monster. We can conceive of a gigantic clump of pasta and meatballs that is perfect in every respect, one of the attributes of perfection is existence, therefore His Noodly Appendage must exist.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:30 PM   #5
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

Without any doubt, it's His Transcendental Nutritious Energy that is transferred through His Noodly Appendage, when someone does a "duckface".
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Old 07-20-2012, 06:54 PM   #6
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

The real schism in our believe comes when you have to decide if the Flying Spaghetti Monster has grated Parmesan cheese, or not.

I still suffer over this.
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:26 PM   #7
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

Who created the pasta?
Who or what cooked the sauce?
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:30 PM   #8
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

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The real schism in our believe comes when you have to decide if the Flying Spaghetti Monster has grated Parmesan cheese, or not.

I still suffer over this.
I like to believe he does. I really, really do.
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:30 PM   #9
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

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Who created the pasta?
Who or what cooked the sauce?
lol at "who cooked the sauce", you're SO IGNORANT! The sauce was always cooked since it exists outside of spice and thyme.
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:43 PM   #10
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lol at "who cooked the sauce", you're SO IGNORANT! The sauce was always cooked since it exists outside of spice and thyme.
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:47 PM   #11
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Re: Evidence of the flying spaghetti monster!

You've obviously not heard Paley's tagliateleogical argument
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:27 PM   #12
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lol at "who cooked the sauce", you're SO IGNORANT! The sauce was always cooked since it exists outside of spice and thyme.
holy crap I just peed myself.
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:34 PM   #13
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holy crap I just peed myself.
Yes, this seems to be a night of incredible wit in RGT. I love it.
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Old 07-20-2012, 10:59 PM   #14
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lol at "who cooked the sauce", you're SO IGNORANT! The sauce was always cooked since it exists outside of spice and thyme.
So it's sauce all the way down then?
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:14 AM   #15
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You've obviously not heard Paley's tagliateleogical argument
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