Originally Posted by lawdude
2. One of the things that makes Christianity ridiculous is the certainty that believers seem to have about people's sex lives 2,000 years ago. This from people who probably don't even know about the sexual activities of their own close relatives. If someone's offended by a masturbating Jesus, it's because they are taking an epistemological stance of being certain about things that they have absolutely no reason to believe.
Yep, he could have been an ascetic or a complete orgy-monger. Or not have existed. Also LOL @ this being 'filthy', obviously it was intended to be provocative but since Jesus was a human he presumably shat, masturbated and popped his zits like the rest of us brainy sparse-haired monkeys.