Did Jesus Have DNA? - Page 10 - Religion, God, and Theology

BeaucoupFish · 07-31-2012, 12:28 AM

He is risen

asdfasdf32 · 07-31-2012, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BeaucoupFish

He is risen

Wow LOL

Mr Beer · 07-31-2012, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

2. One of the things that makes Christianity ridiculous is the certainty that believers seem to have about people's sex lives 2,000 years ago. This from people who probably don't even know about the sexual activities of their own close relatives. If someone's offended by a masturbating Jesus, it's because they are taking an epistemological stance of being certain about things that they have absolutely no reason to believe.

Yep, he could have been an ascetic or a complete orgy-monger. Or not have existed. Also LOL @ this being 'filthy', obviously it was intended to be provocative but since Jesus was a human he presumably shat, masturbated and popped his zits like the rest of us brainy sparse-haired monkeys.

asdfasdf32 · 07-31-2012, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RoundGuy

I agree that a masturbating Jesus is a bit much. But then, many of us would say Mary was just a horny teenager.

This is RGT. **** happens.

For those interested in the irreverent, Mitchell Heisman hypothesized in "Suicide Note" that Mary was gang raped by soldiers and used the 'virgin birth' as a cover up.