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05-17-2009 , 03:02 AM
Death
Now they are destroyed they only don't realize it. But now hear this, if you have ears to hear:
Imagine a big hall. The half of the hall is full with scientists and half of the half is full with Atheists. They are celebrating what science did reach. One scientist after the other talks about his discovery and its importance for the mankind (hahahahhahah). And the atheist clap their hands and look to be very happy.
Now all of the sudden everything seems to become darkness. All of the sudden they feel that a Kamikaze bomber is between them. They all fall on their knees, they cry like little babies for that the kamikaze bomber will save them. Everything what seemed to be important for them, now they give a rat about it. One of them says please, I have children, the other one says, I have still to finish so many projects, and the Kamikaze bomber says: Get out of my way, you dumbs! Its time to go.
Now another Kamikaze bomber goes to Jesus. Jesus directly looks in his eyes. The Kamikaze bomber becomes fluffy knees. Jesus says to him, It was God who did create you, God loves you too my son, I don't fear death, You don't need to come to me and take me in your arms, I come to you and take you in my arms.
Open your eyes Mr., open your ears Mr.: Those who believe, they only know love. They only know burning in Love. Back and forth, Up and down, Health and disease, Death and Life, there is no difference for them, they only live in God. They are invulnerable.
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05-17-2009 , 03:10 AM
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05-17-2009 , 03:10 AM

Please take your meds.
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05-17-2009 , 03:44 AM
I'm changing my name now for sure, you've converted me. Now can I have some of what you're smoking?
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05-17-2009 , 03:50 AM
http://dbanach.com/death.htm

read this, i was going to give a reason why but i couldn't think of one that wouldn't come off as insulting
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05-17-2009 , 04:07 AM
lol rizeagainst, do you ever phail?
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05-17-2009 , 04:20 AM
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05-17-2009 , 04:34 AM


to give op credit, this is the most believable of biblical stories
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05-17-2009 , 04:41 AM
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05-17-2009 , 04:47 AM
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05-17-2009 , 04:47 AM
oh how i wish i had ears to hear
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05-17-2009 , 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bonsaltron
He is definitively not a believer.

Maybe this one was a believer:



Or maybe Diogenes who said: "Stand out of my sunlight."
"I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."

Last edited by shahrad; 05-17-2009 at 05:13 AM.
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05-17-2009 , 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by shahrad
He is definitively not a believer.
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05-17-2009 , 05:10 AM
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05-17-2009 , 05:38 AM



It seems, I was wrong. I needed one word and one picture.

Last edited by shahrad; 05-17-2009 at 05:45 AM.
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05-17-2009 , 05:56 AM
Diogenes also liked to spank the monkey in public, fwiw.

cool guy!

"Are you an honest man? I am searching for an honest man!"
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05-17-2009 , 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by remski
Diogenes also liked to spank the monkey in public, fwiw.

cool guy!

"Are you an honest man? I am searching for an honest man!"
Many anecdotes of Diogenes refer to his dog-like behavior, and his praise of a dog's virtues. It is not known whether Diogenes was insulted with the epithet "doggish" and made a virtue of it, or whether he first took up the dog theme himself. The modern terms cynic and cynical derive from the Greek word kynikos, the adjective form of kyon, meaning dog.[39] Diogenes believed human beings live artificially and hypocritically and would do well to study the dog. Besides performing natural bodily functions in public without unease, a dog will eat anything, and make no fuss about where to sleep. Dogs live in the present without anxiety, and have no use for the pretensions of abstract philosophy. In addition to these virtues, dogs are thought to know instinctively who is friend and who is foe. Unlike human beings who either dupe others or are duped, dogs will give an honest bark at the truth. (Wikipedia)
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05-17-2009 , 06:32 AM
[x] Get out of my way, you dumbs!
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05-17-2009 , 07:15 AM
your mom says "if you dont finish your soup you'll go to hell" - now for your whole life you're not sure whether its really like that but you believe in it just in case? weak-tight, dude. screw the soup.

hey another thing:
see I'm an atheist and if i were to start believing, I would have to choose one religion, right?
how do i know which is the true one, because i take it only the ones who believe in the right god go to heaven. those who believe in a wrong one are basically the same as those who don't even bother believing at all
i dont want to take one - its like a gazillion to 1 shot to pick the right one, man.
i cant take all gods as a whole either cause that doesnt work.. the christian god said i had to believe in him and only him.. pretty sure he's not the only one to demand that.

and how do i know which religion rules apply to me ?

and uh.. if god sends people to hell whether they were good/honest/whatever just because they didnt believe, then I sure as HELL dont wanna worship that dude. its not fair.
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05-17-2009 , 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by shahrad
Now another Kamikaze bomber goes to Jesus. Jesus directly looks in his eyes.
.. did i miss something ?
you dont even believe in jesus.
your guy is Allah..
are they just different god cake poker skins but actually the same cake network?
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05-17-2009 , 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by shahrad



It seems, I was wrong. I needed one word and one picture.
i am utterly destroyed. well played
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05-17-2009 , 08:15 AM
you're not really taking the atheists into your arms now are you OP?
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05-17-2009 , 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by dragonystic
i am utterly destroyed. well played
When we remove a leaf from a Tree, it is still green.
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05-17-2009 , 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by jackie nguyen
see I'm an atheist and if i were to start believing, I would have to choose one religion, right?
Wrong. Seeded Wheat grows and ends up as wheat.
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05-17-2009 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jackie nguyen
.. did i miss something ?
you dont even believe in jesus.
your guy is Allah..
are they just different god cake poker skins but actually the same cake network?
Is he?

OP, if you're a Muslim why are you on a poker site? Isn't gambling haraam?
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