Some things are worth repeating. The depths of your intellectual dishonesty will remain on display until whatever time it is that you decide to confront reality. And it certainly doesn't help your cause to continue in the pattern.

You have clearly referred to me as Captain Ahab. You can't even seem to admit this when the evidence stares you in the face.

Come on Aaron. You have to admit that in the grand scheme of things Captain Ahab is a pretty cool nickname. He could of went with Fatty McButterpants or something.

I don't object to the fact that he gave me a nickname. As I noted, it has a certain benefit. And you're right, the name isn't bad. Nothing that I've said here should be read as an objection to the fact that I've been given the nickname. It's merely pointing out the fact that I've been given the nickname.

If you knew me in person, this would be hilariously. I'm 5'10" and weigh about 145 pounds (and this is about a 10% increase in weight from 4 years ago, without any corresponding increase in height).

At least tell me you have the distinguished grey beard I've been picturing.

Now that's more like it! Maybe one day you can teach me to blow mystical smoke rings with your awesome pipe. One day. One day...

Generally I agree, though I can imagine religious people that hold abstinence as a virtue, to control themselves and play good poker.