My wife is fat and has a bag full of snacks hanging by the toilet. She stays in there for 1.5 hr min. Eating like wild boar. This Bag is always full of snickers and other assortments of junk food.
She lets her small rat like mutts poo all over and never cleans it up!
Wtf do I do? Thanks

hello the idiot you see that you write for Russians?

you want a little humour from Russia

Russian family eyes of Americans

— Darling I houses!
— Why so late?
— On the road the bear dislocated a foot — it was necessary to feed a liquid vodka.
— Sit down all! Let's drink vodka.
— Mothers, I will go I will play with a bear.
— Well, only at first drink vodka.
— And where our grandfather?
— It stands the second week in a queue for coupons on coupons.
— It is good that he before it drank vodka. And you idle don't sit — go too bitterns of vodka.
— All right, go, take a walk, the sonny, and don't forget to write in the evening the report to KGB! And
on the way home don't forget to buy vodka — it comes to an end.
— Darling something hot. Switch off, please, the nuclear reactor.
— Now vodka I will drink up and I will switch off, and you while play on a balalaika.