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08-16-2015 , 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Luke's posts are the highlight of my day. That guy brings all the luls.
08-16-2015 , 06:42 AM
Editing audio with St. Pete mayor--this guy is so boring I may pass out. Next time I have insomnia I'm calling him and asking him to read the phone book.
08-16-2015 , 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud
08-16-2015 , 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
I'm just going to do myself a favor. I'm going to put Jackitos on ignore for real this time.

His stupidity just puts me on life tilt so much. I know that he can't help it because he's handicapped, but I'm not a, big enough man to let it slide/deal with it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Luke's posts are the highlight of my day. That guy brings all the luls.


I love you peli! Stay tuned

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
You guys are so awesome.

I gotta go to bed, now.
Love you too jay.
08-16-2015 , 07:21 AM
So hung over from the weekend.

So heres my update.

Friday: went to a house party and came home with a friend and a chcik who was dressed in a school girl outfit

Brag: i still have her school girl top ( why i have no idea)
Beat: my friend had a chance to fook her and didnt
Vairance: i got drunk as a skunk

Saturday: girl from friday come over and acts like a bratty club rate. I realize she is a total crazy bitch. But it was 30 mins to late. She drinks my vodka smoke my cigs and bleeds me dry. I get ****ty at her a boot her out my life

Brag: had argument with her and booted her out of my car when she wanted me to gove her a lift 30 mins away. Just cos.

Brag: after i boot her out i hung out with some friends and have korea food with a mug of saporo.
Beat: had a crazy dumb club rat leach of me until we are in the club and she askes me for a drink. I say no and then suprize surprise she wants to go meet someone else.
Variance: i learned a lot that night and had a little fun.

Thats my weekend how was yours?
08-16-2015 , 07:26 AM
My weekend? Filled with less crazy than yours Luke. (So far)
08-16-2015 , 09:25 AM
Today is Sunday
Barista bread has been delivered
Seems early...

Bump
08-16-2015 , 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
So hung over from the weekend.

So heres my update.

Friday: went to a house party and came home with a friend and a chcik who was dressed in a school girl outfit

Brag: i still have her school girl top ( why i have no idea)
Beat: my friend had a chance to fook her and didnt
Vairance: i got drunk as a skunk

Saturday: girl from friday come over and acts like a bratty club rate. I realize she is a total crazy bitch. But it was 30 mins to late. She drinks my vodka smoke my cigs and bleeds me dry. I get ****ty at her a boot her out my life

Brag: had argument with her and booted her out of my car when she wanted me to gove her a lift 30 mins away. Just cos.

Brag: after i boot her out i hung out with some friends and have korea food with a mug of saporo.
Beat: had a crazy dumb club rat leach of me until we are in the club and she askes me for a drink. I say no and then suprize surprise she wants to go meet someone else.
Variance: i learned a lot that night and had a little fun.

Thats my weekend how was yours?
Wtf, you didn't go to church?
You're breaking jeebus's heart!
08-16-2015 , 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Pics of you mowing wife's lawn?
http://images.morris.com/images/athe.../344052523.jpg
08-16-2015 , 09:35 AM
08-16-2015 , 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
08-16-2015 , 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Today is Sunday
Barista bread has been delivered
Seems early...
Had real work to do.
08-16-2015 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
Long time no see. What's up?
I was getting black out drunk when you asked, and just found my phone now.

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Damn 1976 was a good year.

Spoiler:



The repost was all I ever wanted.

Dat puppy


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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
:added to spankbank:



Ok, so serious question. GW and I were enjoying a snifter of port or two last night with some friends whilst playing a trivia game. One of the questions was about The Fresh Prince of Bell Air, and the first line was said aloud,

"In West Philadelphia, born and raised..."


Question:

Spoiler:
How many of you just said at least the next line in your head? 'Cause I was the only one compelled to continue. ...I have to finish at least the theme song, shortened, version everytime. I thought this was normal?
08-16-2015 , 01:52 PM
Fresh Prince was a trivia question?
Tragedery strikes in the strangest places
08-16-2015 , 04:54 PM
Braves win!
08-16-2015 , 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
masturbating with a friend is always awesome
+1 can we get an update on the Dutch Rudder situation, plz?


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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Fresh Prince was a trivia question?
Tragedery strikes in the strangest places
GW has a trivia crack addiction. ~30,000 correct answers iirc...

He MCs from his phone and we all answer...we are typically too drunk to keep score.
08-16-2015 , 05:52 PM
Sort of the Steve Harvey of the great white north?
08-16-2015 , 06:07 PM
I'm flattered that you think we're as perverted as Family Feud contestants. ...They're the cream of the crop.
08-16-2015 , 06:31 PM
cream
08-16-2015 , 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
cream
+Brown sugar?
08-17-2015 , 12:34 AM
How come you dance so good?
08-17-2015 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
cream
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Originally Posted by Kristy
+Brown sugar?
Racist ban
08-17-2015 , 02:39 AM
9ers best player is an Aussie. God, they are so bad.
08-17-2015 , 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
Brag: i still have her school girl top ( why i have no idea)
Pics of you in school girl top?
08-17-2015 , 03:08 AM
Do all little boys have little girl haircuts in Australia? Asking because Jason Day obv.

      
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