I know it's not very nice, but sometimes lol'ing at players is the only way for me to get joy from this game ...

looks more like kirby tbh

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



I partake in a little donkey bashing from time to time myself imo

sounds kinky

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $3.20
CO: $10.20
BTN: $17.00
SB: $13.90
Hero (BB): $46.30

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with A K
UTG calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $3, UTG raises to $3.20 all in, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($6.50) 5 5 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($6.50) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "nice hand"

River: ($6.50) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Hero says "totally standard limp/call"



I mean honestly if you can't enjoy talkin' **** then why play amirite??

move up to were they respect your smack talk

dood its $3 he dont give a ****

That's the best I can come up with

Sorry :cries:

That too ... I've had AK lose to J high aipf for much more and it's not quite as funny.

I almost always take the high ground with trash talking for the sake of the game, but I have to admit I waned a little today and it felt good. Some guy was busting my balls for about 30 minutes solid in the chat box, all the while I said nothing. Then when I busted him with 99 vs AK aipf on a AT687 board, I casually gave him the classic "gg".

the limp shove represents absolute strength. you should have folded.

u badass

I only trash talk when he starts it or with regs who obv don't care. Or when I run really bad even for my standards.