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Originally Posted by **********
I was threatened by the U.S. Census Bureau  |
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Originally Posted by Snoopydance
In after I did half the dishes. Can't fit the rest into our little dish dryer.
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Try moar lube.
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
This OMG smells like corn chips and semen.
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I can only be held responsible for the semen, I haven't had corn chips in days.
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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce
Mooo it is &:44 Kansas Offricial time.
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LoL, you're such a time fish.
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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
Did your mom tell you to post that?
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I've been posting all by myself for a couple weeks now.
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
I run goooooood
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($99)
BB ($101)
UTG ($111)
Hero ($102)
UTG+2 ($100)
MP1 ($114)
CO ($134)
BTN ($50)
Dealt to Hero J  J 
UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $3, fold, fold, CO calls $3, BTN calls $3, fold, fold
FLOP ($13.50) J  9 7
UTG checks, Hero bets $8, CO folds, BTN folds, UTG raises to $24, Hero raises to $99.65 (AI), UTG calls $75.65
TURN ($212) J 9 7 Q
RIVER ($212) J 9 7 Q 7
Hero shows J J
(Pre 80%, Flop 94.9%, Turn 97.7%)
UTG shows 7  7
(Pre 20%, Flop 5.1%, Turn 2.3%)
UTG wins $209 |
LoL at the UTG pre flop raiser c/r that flop.
Two Plus Two
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