My name is Ivor. I'm an engine driver.

Yoooou are forgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiven!

Someone remind me of the story behind FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU. I'm sure I've heard it, but I just can't recall it.

But they couldn't stop Jack or the waters lapping, and they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.

Dizzy in the head and I'm feeling blue

Ppl on a magic bus itt

Moar liek a little yellow bus....

Too much!

I'm done with reading the paper and doing the crossword, and now I'm bored and sore all over, and it's only 9:00 in the goddamn morning and I'm stuck at work for four more hours. Now what?

Thinly veiled "I get off work at 1:00 today" brag itp.

in after a mod train

I saw this girl the other day that i use to know she looked as sick as a dog and she talked real slow she was at the bus stop nodding every couple of minutes she lost all diginty her self astem had deminshed she didnt reconise me and it was sad cause we were friends in school prob left half way through year ten and hooked up with some smack head fool

sigh

today is friday. todays plans include going to work in 4 hours 38 mins getting home by 2pm then taking my daughter to the cricket again at 6 30pm to go see Victoria Vs Tasmania in a must win game for the vics, followed by coming home and maybe catching up on some sleep?

Today we will probably get pretty good confirmation that the Phoenix Mars Lander is, in fact, most likely dead as is generally assumed.

RIP PML. You were never as glamorous as the rovers, but you were the first to touch water. No one can take that away from you!

in b4 i die from sleep deprivation

Oh hai there every human being over 16 years old