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I'm kid-free aorn, and drank cute blonde so far under the table last night she hasn't emerged yet...if you pass the place with a woman on the deck, whose volume is about 60% hair, studying intensely and drinking too much coffee...stop in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

What about a smart, sophisticated, attractive, late teens daughter?

Chloe is 20 now. Im a super-old.

07-23-2017 , 01:38 PM

#5403

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

21st birthday in Vegas? We can all go bowling!

07-23-2017 , 03:08 PM

#5404

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

07-23-2017 , 04:43 PM

#5405

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hay guys no quack huh?

07-23-2017 , 07:28 PM

#5406

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

quack

07-23-2017 , 08:14 PM

#5407

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

See what I did

07-23-2017 , 08:26 PM

#5408

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I think these are her best, but they're all great.

Dammit can't stop watching now. She's even rocking the distortion

This post is atypical.
Greg's oreo has been hacked!
Canada may be in danger.

07-23-2017 , 08:30 PM

#5409

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

21st birthday in Vegas? We can all go bowling!

If you get a girl, you wont have time for your real friends, so now way I'm bowling with you. Would def hang with murder at the bowling alley, tho.

07-23-2017 , 10:33 PM

#5410

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

21st birthday in Vegas? We can all go bowling!

FOR THE LAST TIME...I CAN'T BOWL!

Why must you keep rubbing my face in it?!?

07-23-2017 , 10:37 PM

#5411

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

nobody can bowl

07-23-2017 , 11:01 PM

#5412

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

FOR THE LAST TIME...I CAN'T BOWL!

Why must you keep rubbing my face in it?!?

I thought you'd appreciate someone rubbing it in your face

07-23-2017 , 11:19 PM

#5413

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

nobody can bowl

It's legal in Nevada now.

07-23-2017 , 11:19 PM

#5414

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Hey Luke, the 90s is my ****ing decade. Do not dis music from the 90s. Name me one bad song. I'll wait...

just one bad song?

how about a HOLE ****ING genres. pop music from the 90's is so bad I want to stab my eyes with a fork and pour burning hot water down my ears./

you can't say ****, cos I was born in 1990. not like these nostalgia kids born in 98

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 07-23-2017 at 11:19 PM. Reason: if i hear the lion king music played in the club again. i'll kill

07-23-2017 , 11:21 PM

#5415

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I will... but I will tell you, you aren't deducting enough Dollerydoos and that may cause an argument.

07-23-2017 , 11:34 PM

#5416

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Pop music peaked in the 80's. I of course mean the 1780's--Mozart, Bach, Salieri, and the very first official bagpipe competition.

Good times. Good times.

07-24-2017 , 12:14 AM

#5417

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

an accountant won the world series?

there might be hope for me yet

07-24-2017 , 02:36 AM

#5418

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,860

all in pre with TT vrs 33 and a few hands later with AK suited vrs AQ off

lost both

called Americas cardroom and tore this jagoff a new ahole

skill game yeah...

07-24-2017 , 02:37 AM

#5419

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,860

I never suck out, 'cause i rarely if ever get it in bad... fuqin infuriating

07-24-2017 , 02:38 AM

#5420

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,860

lol poker... this whole ******ed website dedicated to the joke

07-24-2017 , 02:42 AM

#5421

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Well now you're just embarrassing yourself.

07-24-2017 , 03:57 AM

#5422

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,178

true

07-24-2017 , 04:17 AM

#5423

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

No such thing as a bad tune. Only bad timing. Sure, you try playing a bit of Aqua at a rave it's going to suck, but when you're heading to the beach on a summers day and they're playing, I guarantee you're loving it.

07-24-2017 , 04:48 AM

#5424

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

all in pre with TT vrs 33 and a few hands later with AK suited vrs AQ off

lost both

called Americas cardroom and tore this jagoff a new ahole

skill game yeah...

doomswitch confirmed