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07-22-2017 , 04:38 PM
07-22-2017 , 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Revised Friday: cute blond neighbour and friend asked me to have a few drinks with them...

I showed up and friend is wearing a glow-in-the-dark Fleshlight t-shirt.

Cute blonde is wearing a hoodie that says, "My hangover hoodie"

We constructed a "beeramid" out of empty cans.

I ****ing love these women.
God dammit!
Kristy's gettin more nookie than 80% of omg (80/20 rule is a thing, i checked).
Maybe some of you sad lot need to move to Minnesota, eh.
07-22-2017 , 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Sounds like a charming young man.
Inorite?
The links at the bottom cast your town in a totally new light, for me.
Damned mecca of crime you live in.
07-22-2017 , 05:34 PM
IoM started off as a penal colony.
07-22-2017 , 05:35 PM
Or am I thinking of Australia?
07-22-2017 , 07:36 PM
minnesota police are publicly executing australians. i say let's send a few squadrons to perth and see what happens.
07-22-2017 , 07:41 PM
07-22-2017 , 08:32 PM
A lil sumpin' for J - A little sumpin' for LB

07-22-2017 , 08:38 PM
How do you find the version with 4,000 views instead of the one with over 1.3 million?
07-22-2017 , 08:43 PM
That was the top result when you YouTubed Back in Black Asian
07-22-2017 , 08:44 PM
I think these are her best, but they're all great.







Dammit can't stop watching now. She's even rocking the distortion


Last edited by gregorio; 07-22-2017 at 08:49 PM.
07-22-2017 , 08:57 PM
ok, carry on
07-22-2017 , 08:57 PM
quack
07-23-2017 , 09:01 AM
Unquack
07-23-2017 , 09:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Played tennis today. Was fun. Now just chilling in the sun, watching the yachts do a little race in the bay.
sounds like a nice day you got yourself there dabs
07-23-2017 , 09:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Luke

After you said something about being a Dodger's fan, they gone crazy, and have the best record in baseball
My Braves got in there 2 days ago, and are 2-0 so far in the series (our pitcher hit a grand slam last night... amazing).
So, good luck with the second half of the season. Braves are 11 games back for wild card shot. Feeling the hope starting to build.
dreams don't lie good sir. I wish your team all the best... I think I need to get a jersey though if they make the playoff right?
07-23-2017 , 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
God dammit!
Kristy's gettin more nookie than 80% of omg (80/20 rule is a thing, i checked).
Maybe some of you sad lot need to move to Minnesota, eh.
the only person that moving out here is my sister because she knows a friend of a friend who needs housemates desperately.
07-23-2017 , 09:20 AM
so i went to the footy dinner and the the club last night.

it was good until we got to the club and it was 90's night...

and I mean not the good part of 90's no grunge or rap. no. they played the theme song to friends ffs.
07-23-2017 , 09:44 AM
I guess it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
07-23-2017 , 10:27 AM
Omg, I'm so depressed, I'm so alone. I really wish I had some decent mates. You know, good friends, ones who will be there for me when the rain starts to fall.
07-23-2017 , 10:28 AM
Hey Luke, the 90s is my ****ing decade. Do not dis music from the 90s. Name me one bad song. I'll wait...
07-23-2017 , 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Inorite?
The links at the bottom cast your town in a totally new light, for me.
Damned mecca of crime you live in.
Ha, shows what you know, mate! I haven't lived in Douglas for three years.
07-23-2017 , 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Hey Luke, the 90s is my ****ing decade. Do not dis music from the 90s. Name me one bad song. I'll wait...
LFO, Summer Girls
07-23-2017 , 10:53 AM
Nope. Wrong. Amazing tune.
07-23-2017 , 11:47 AM
Pretty sure I just saw kristy' house. 4 kids in the front yard playing tag. Didn't see any neck tattoos or cute blonde neighbors though.

      
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