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Originally Posted by Kristy
Revised Friday: cute blond neighbour and friend asked me to have a few drinks with them...
I showed up and friend is wearing a glow-in-the-dark Fleshlight t-shirt.
Cute blonde is wearing a hoodie that says, "My hangover hoodie"
We constructed a "beeramid" out of empty cans.
I ****ing love these women.
God dammit!
Kristy's gettin more nookie than 80% of omg (80/20 rule is a thing, i checked).
Maybe some of you sad lot need to move to Minnesota, eh.