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05-24-2017 , 11:35 PM

#9926

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

for safety

05-24-2017 , 11:49 PM

#9927

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

We're also revoking ALL omg dog's driving privileges.

if you would come to my house and take this dog... i would ship peen pics every day for a year

05-25-2017 , 01:32 AM

#9928

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

last

05-25-2017 , 01:36 AM

#9929

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

We're also revoking ALL omg dog's driving privileges.

This is an outrage!
My big dog is the second best driver in our household (the bird is a better wheel man, but he cant reach the pedals AND control the steering).
This never would have happened if Gary Johnson were president.

05-25-2017 , 01:44 AM

#9930

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Maybe it was supposed to. Gotta butter him up so he can become my pen pal only with weed.

I just saw a headline about the new, marijuana k-cups, for the Keurig.
Not sure how I feel about a hot cup of purple paralytic.

05-25-2017 , 01:56 AM

#9931

JustJ46671

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The disembodied arm (with an amazing sword still clinched in its fist) deals death to the viking warrior.

Marauding is hard and fraught with hidden perils.

Last edited by JustJ46671; 05-25-2017 at 02:14 AM.

05-25-2017 , 02:05 AM

#9932

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

The Viking leader ruins his own eye, to "catch the eye" of his lord, Odin.
But, alas, his offering is overlooked.

05-25-2017 , 03:54 AM

#9933

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Doesn't apply to me, I like everybody.

05-25-2017 , 04:02 AM

#9934

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

05-25-2017 , 05:54 AM

#9935

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Bump!

05-25-2017 , 06:18 AM

#9936

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

05-25-2017 , 06:46 AM

#9937

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Nice day for slow working.

05-25-2017 , 06:47 AM

#9938

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Would be an even better day for no working imo. Meant to be going to a bbq on Saturday, which should be fun.

05-25-2017 , 07:28 AM

#9939

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

They allow fires on the island? What happens when it gets out of control and burns all the resources down? Do you guys have a big game of survivor?

05-25-2017 , 07:55 AM

#9940

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I would love to have a big game of survivor.

05-25-2017 , 07:57 AM

#9941

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Besides, most of our resources come in on the boat, so if you really wanted to see survivor you'd just need to sink it.

05-25-2017 , 08:12 AM

#9942

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Is it a slow boat? I think I'd be pretty good at survivor as well. Besides the whole one upper in me, I get along well with most people... but not so well that I'd be their puppet

05-25-2017 , 09:18 AM

#9943

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

You guys aren't even trying are you.

05-25-2017 , 09:20 AM

#9944

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Last.

Also, I found a throwing knife in the parking lot today...

What are the circumstances under which one would throw a knife and not be able to retrieve it later?

Are you joking? I can think of zero scenarios in which I wield a throwing knife and then have time to retrieve. Usually a throwing knife doesn't come out until you're out numbered and reserves aren't coming close enough for throat chops.

Spoiler:

05-25-2017 , 09:23 AM

#9945

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

dog is driving me to kill today. so please be careful.

Is kill a town in Ozzie land? And why isn't your national anthem "Crazytrain"?

05-25-2017 , 09:27 AM

#9946

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Srsly combo to the finish, I can do it.

05-25-2017 , 09:44 AM

#9947

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Is kill a town in Ozzie land? And why isn't your national anthem "Crazytrain"?

kill is not a town... it's a thing you do to people you hate...

also ozzie land would be ironman not crazy train... though i love them both.

for all you non aussies out there... get some blood shrip on the barby.