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04-22-2017 , 10:38 AM

#6676

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Like I said, the trick will be to play more than once a year. I also want to get out on the mountain bike soon

04-22-2017 , 10:42 AM

#6677

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

You don't actually need a will if you don't have any money

04-22-2017 , 10:44 AM

#6678

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I bequeath you my trove of dick pictures.

I don't have junk shots to bequeath you, but I hereby authorize you to take pics of my corpse's ladyparts. Just present this post to the funeral home. I'm sure they'll be cool about it.

04-22-2017 , 10:48 AM

#6679

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

You don't actually need a will if you don't have any money

So you're saying your Saturday is awesome?

(Actually, mine is on an upswing now too. I found our zoo-themed bubble kit. Lily is humoring me with half-hearted pops.)

04-22-2017 , 10:54 AM

#6680

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I have money. Does that mean I should save a will too?

04-22-2017 , 10:59 AM

#6681

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Does IOM even have laws?
Presuming you want it to go to your parents, I bet you're all set.

04-22-2017 , 11:29 AM

#6682

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Lol, why on earth would you assume that.

04-22-2017 , 12:00 PM

#6683

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Because you seem too smart to believe it would automatically go to The Foundation for OCD guys who use mildly racist terms for take out and want to learn to do other stuff good too

04-22-2017 , 12:01 PM

#6684

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Or wherever you hope it ends up.

04-22-2017 , 12:13 PM

#6685

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-22-2017 , 12:21 PM

#6686

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Because you seem too smart

Flattery, huh. You just moved up a few spots on the list of potential benefactors.

04-22-2017 , 12:22 PM

#6687

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

But I have people in my life other than my parents, don't you know. I'd leave them just enough to pay for my funeral.

04-22-2017 , 12:26 PM

#6688

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

My parents are fine. My $ is going to my nieces & nephew

04-22-2017 , 12:28 PM

#6689

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-22-2017 , 12:31 PM

#6690

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-22-2017 , 12:32 PM

#6691

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

I like, where is it?

04-22-2017 , 12:35 PM

#6692

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

My parents are fine. My $ is going to my nieces & nephew

04-22-2017 , 12:36 PM

#6693

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I like, where is it?

the caption said ireland

04-22-2017 , 01:42 PM

#6694

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

AlwaysSadding today.

04-22-2017 , 01:43 PM

#6695

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

04-22-2017 , 02:19 PM

#6696

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

ok so i am hung over as **** right now so i will give you an update on my last 24 hours.

yesterday nothing happened but gym. got to get the gains.

then last night, I went to the pub and mannnnn. I was playing like nobody has ever seen. Like the cue was part of my arm and the balls had eyes. did a nice jump shot across the table for a pocket

after the first game the bouncer came over and said. " it's not bad that he beat you, it's that he's dancing and singing while he does it"

my friend was screaming calling bull**** when I was making all these bank shots man. I was undefeated. ( i REALLY should play in a pool comp. can't be playing plebs all day)

so then the table across from us notices this and the way I chalk the cue. so I got the nickname chalky. so as I do. I took the name from open all hours and called my self chalky white

so after I beat the best player they had twice. the bouncer kicked us out ( was closing time and all that)

was a good night all round.

now onto this morning.

woke up HELLA hungover and I went to the record store for recordstore day. Couldn't get any of the records i was after, but the springsteen one ( the one i really wanted) $110 later and it was mine ( i asked why it was 110 and got told it was a 4 lp set)

well after i went to the hairdressers and booked an appointment for an hour later. i came home and listen to it.. BOOM! it's fantastic! and it plays really well on my record player.

while i listen to it and has breakfast. i went and got my haircut. and here we are now. I'm really tired. got a massage book for later before i got dinner with friends.

today was a good day.

Today was super good. Got to play more o8, this game is amazing. Maybe next year I'll try to play some at wsop

04-22-2017 , 02:28 PM

#6697

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I don't have junk shots to bequeath you, but I hereby authorize you to take pics of my corpse's ladyparts. Just present this post to the funeral home. I'm sure they'll be cool about it.

I'll make sure to have this post notarized just in case they give me any guff.

04-22-2017 , 03:02 PM

#6698

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

04-22-2017 , 03:52 PM

#6699

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,348

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

AlwaysSadding today.

:hug: wanna come to my tiki party?

If i had any, i would leave my sklansky bucks to Asian bc I could trust him to spend most of it on hookers and blow and just waste the rest