I was kinda hurt earlier

Awwww. Feelings itt!

i use it so i can get the ****zippers to the pub. also talk to a friend in mel and sort gym **** out

you should feel bad for using this word.

i agree with my super duper new beat friend dabs

we talked about this on skype man. you got to stop stalking!

i always thought you were pro trump? so you are one of these femo sjw now are you?

yeah too busy calling everyone a manspaliner for that

actually, there is MORE hot air here so the o2 is thinner.

i see you have clearly not been to aus

Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice

Omg is not a dead languages forum!

Why am I sleeping all the f time lately? Lupus??

It's never lupus!

You have no excise for not posting in bed pics thread now.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RESPECT THE COMBO POST!

how is everyone today? it is record store day on Saturday. i might have to go line up really early in the morning.

It is difficult to post pics (take pics) from bed imo

Wow it's Saturday in Australia that's amazing. It's still only Wednesday here

It's Monday in Canada

It's doomsday over here

Why does Australia get everything a day earlier. Didn't Great United Kingdom of Britain like invent time? So we should be the first to get the new day. Which then would make Australia one of the last to get the day, as it should be.

Sorry, I don't really understand how time works..

The sun always rises in the East

Yeah, but the earth is round. I say we start the east in England.

Then we get every thing first.

we don't get much in the way of the world. but the new day is it.


also have you tired being plus 8 on the rest of the world. it's kind of ****ty

All of this is because the Britesh wanted to be in the center of the map imo

Happy 4/20, Asian

How cute

It won't be long before that's the only vestige of empire that remains #votetory : paperbag:

*British

Today is Thursday
20 April (4/20 day, in the vernacular).
As Tuesday is really the vestigial tail of Monday, so, too, is Thursday the foothills of the larger hump of Wednesday.
In the late evening, Thursday may take on some.of the attributes of Friday, but should not be considered part of the weekend. A few exceptions are expected (if, say, Christmas were to be on Friday, the overall import of Thursday would be inflated).
So, Thursday it is.
Yes, as it should​ be.
Thursday.

Bump

I'm about to have surgery on my shoulder. My dominate side (right shoulder) needs a torn rotator cuff repair and the ac (acromioclavicular) joint is rubbish and must be squared away.
Since it will be afternoon before I am sedated, it is quite likely I will sleep until afternoon tomorrow, or otherwise be a bit too impaired to type properly.
To help this forum keep its balance [sic], I leave you the following items:

Day1
[Spoiler] Today is Friday.
Friday!
Last day of the standard work week, transition point to the weekend.
Its Friday.
Gotta get down, on Friday.

Bump [/Spoiler]

Day2
[Spoiler] Today is Saturday.
The weekend is fully begun.
Saturday!
If youre working today, well it sucks to be you, cause it's the weekend.
Saturday.
Throw your hands in the air.
Whip your head and your hair.
Yeah, buddy, party.
Cuz, it's Saturday.

Bump [/Spoiler]

Day3
[Spoiler]. Today is Sunday
Clean up this mess! You probably want to throw those big rubber dicks in the dishwasher (use the steam clean setting). Get your filthy soul to church. Light some incense. Slaughter​ a young sheep 🐑. Something.
Sunday.
Though still the weekend, you should be making preparations for Monday.
#fmonday
Sunday.

Bump
[/Spoiler]

Right. Open one each day (in numerical order) starting tomorrow, and you should be fine.