What kind of time travel tomfoolery are you up to Luke, it's Sunday for another 3 hrs aorn iyam.

Brackets are stupid.

it's fantasy baseball season and idk who to keep. i can only keep 2

Buster Posey, SF C
Jose Abreu, CWS 1B
Rougned Odor, Tex 2B
Manny Machado, Bal SS, 3B
Xander Bogaerts, Bos SS
Matt Carpenter, StL 2B, 1B, 3B DTD
Justin Turner, LAD 3B
Mookie Betts, Bos OF
Charlie Blackmon, Col OF
Ben Zobrist, ChC 2B, OF
Jackie Bradley Jr., Bos OF
Cameron Maybin, LAA OF
David Ortiz, Bos DH
Jake Arrieta, ChC SP
Jon Lester, ChC SP
Justin Verlander, Det SP
Rick Porcello, Bos SP
Jon Gray, Col SP
A.J. Griffin, Tex RP, SP
Martin Perez, Tex SP
Matt Garza, Mil SP
Matt Boyd, Det RP, SP
Tyler Chatwood, Col SP
Hector Santiago, Min SP
Tyler Anderson, Col SP

mookie betts, obviously, is a keep. because that's the name i use at the casino

Odor because that shows up at the casino all the time too

you're a wizard harry!

Where the hell are the interview updates, Luke?

5 points from Hufflepuff.

Did you at least goto the interview? I have an inclination to believe he probably skipped the appointment because he knew there was a high probability of him getting the job, and that's not what he actually wants.

take jab
the f do

lets keep this motivation going

Asking omg^3 for moral ruling:

Fat man keeps making rhetorical statements, offering all sorts of commentary without solicitation. Purposefully picks up on touchy situations and makes thinly-veiled needles for no reason (no reason = he is not involved to begin with). He directs it at you after he's been incessantly blabbering for 90 minutes; does it make you a bad guy for calling him out/pointing out that he's probably gonna die from his lifestyle choices?

tl;dr does calling a fat dude out for being a fat dude make you a bad dude?

He needs to hear it, didn't you read that article I posted about how fat shaming is becoming less effective? He's fat, it will lead to his premature death, it is your duty as a Christian to tell him so. Save him!

Buy him a donut

wisski you always know what to say

and mr.mmmkay you're on to something.

I kind of like the donut strategy, maybe you could ask the shoppe to glaze "aortic aneurysm" on it or something... wtf is it 80F outside in march, fHeat.

My whole outlook on life goes against insulting this man but I've been fed up for years and finally have the ammunition I need.

BAD AF, BAD BAD BAD AF.

Well maybe it's time for a new outlook, not the Microsoft kind. Perhaps shaming fatties is your hidden talent and you just need to take that first step to find out?

like the anti-richard simmons

Follow my dreams!

These are the things I need to hear. THANK YOU, omg^3, for bettering me as a human bean

It's finally that time, I need to select and purchase my projector and screen for the basement, also might be looking as receivers and surround sound systems. Want advice ldo

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