why the hate sa i love your postings.. lbox on there other hand

who is the girl getting spanked... i must see more

this is very nice of you to say thanks

she at least has to buy me a drink first!

I wasn't invisible

I dont think any of the current omg crew are invisible. The group is just too small to provide that sort of anonymity.
Back in the more robust days of omg, there were hundreds of posters, an individual with a little self-control could fly steady under the radar.

We all know what you do with your other hand

you mean gimick accounts

Of course you're clearly hitting on everyone in a mad panic to get the next GW so you can move out of the winter wonderland and take half they stuff. Duh.

Highly enjoyable, would watch again

So you're a psychopath?

No actually You seem to the one who could end up stalking an omgger then posting pictures of them to scare them just before you kill them.


Lol at glory days, only slightly more grandized than glory holes... neither of which are really gloryious, but the recollection of them usually is.

Discovered multi quote on tapatalk... now I just need to figure out the Aiott tweeter thing.

Yeah Kristy is definitely hitting on SA here.

Ah yes. Just like The Mayo. The epitome of self control and flying under the radar.

Too bad Tapatalk doesn't have a "comprehend" button.

who?

thank **** I gave up on her last week... like **** is she getting half the Springsteen records!

can't wait to get little stevens new record

Meanwhile at the Naval Academy.

Thanks Obama

Nobody is worried about telling you to stop supporting the slashing of medicaid and meals on wheels, wisskers.

Right? And you didn't even mention the limited number of years before the bloom falls off at 40.


Kristy's Dream Date Checklist

1. ~40
2. Gainfully employed
3. Widowed (or on friendly, but not "still in love with" terms, with ex-wife)
4. At least two children, preferably not in the 9-13 age because they dont find my schtick amusing...I need time to win them over to get through those dark days.
5. Obsessively clean.
6. Purveyor of fine puns, preferably animal themed.
7. Feminist.
8. 7 incher +
9. Interests in: Space, comfort food, history, architecture (not modern,) cheesy pop music, gardening/home improvement.
10. Early riser.
11. Non-cuddler.
12. Doesn't mind that I never shut off. Ever. and can keep up.
13. Non drinker.
14. No drugs.
15. Level-headed.
16. Has well-defined values that don't clash with my own.
17. Owns unicorn
18. Possesses either the ability to read minds OR super strength.

...so now that we all know none of you are in my range-and I've self-excluded to "forever alone,"... can we just assume that any attentions I pay you all are purely in the interest of using you for sex?

also what the **** is wrong with cuddling?

That's how you get germs

WIDOWED

Lol at your stereotypical female list.