Ok, in this episode of the real housewives of the ghetto...

**** is getting real.

Pot dealer's gf--who is my official across-the-way neighbour--just got back from the Dr. Apparently, the pot dealer gave her an STD. Also, she found out she has a medical issue, and that is why she doesn't have children, yet.

While having a chat on my patio another girl showed up and there appears to be some sort of turf war happening between pot dealer and random girl.

There was aggressive posturing, and police were called (by PDGF not me.) PDGF told officer that she does not want other girl in "her territory" causing ****.

Watching the police reaction to that was pretty funny. I swear, I know a married couple with professional jobs, and a doctor and his wife who live straight across the street...but you step into my series of townhouses and all of a sudden...

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*objects irl are less hot than these appear. In b4 my inevitable stabbing.

Also, a couple of ducks moved in...i feed them bread and named them Mr. And Mrs. Wigglebottom.

well i like that

Looks like she missed out on a keeper!

Pics of baguette?

Pics of PDGF?

This is on the Seine and it caused me anxiety

That flatchested woman is suffocating that baby, how is the sleeping dad a good dad!?

I mean, I know man buns are in and everything, but don't praise the dad just for being in the picture.

So ****ed up. Millenials!

I'd hate to be around when someone asks JM3 how babysitting his kids while his wife was running errands went. Gonna be JM4 iidssm..

Why do the ducks have to be "Mr and Mrs".
Seriously, your puritanical positions, particularly​ with regard to wildlife, amaze me!
Mating for life doesn't need big government to license everything.
That hen could be a homewrecker. The Drake (no, the other one) could just be getting his beak wet, a little weekend nest action.

You mean Jimmy from Degrassi?

The lack of lacrosse and Poutine is upsetting.

MY DUCK FRIENDS ARE NOT SLUTS.

Not be *

Also, the duck arc seems more enjoyable for you all than Tales of Minnesota poors. I'll focus on them.

Haha I don't take it personally & I don't take care of my kids for credit.

I honestly don't care if anyone in the world knows how much work I put into raising those kids except for me.

This thread is just like my life, it's f ck ing boring

gfy

aint no party like a birthday party cause I don't have any friends so it's just me

This thread is suddenly super entertaining

I was digging the whole danger scenario thing with the girl1 and girl2.
Be careful who you kibbutz with, imo. It's always the fresh-faced Canadian girl that gets pulled down by the street savvy USA#1 dopers. (I've seen it on TV).