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09-29-2016 , 06:41 AM

#2551

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud

where is the Kendrick vers? it's all i hear with this song.

Spoiler:

09-29-2016 , 06:42 AM

#2552

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

well you just lost a friend

Fwiw i thought the same thing

09-29-2016 , 08:55 AM

#2553

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Ugh. I'm never drinking again.

09-29-2016 , 08:59 AM

#2554

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ugh. I'm never drinking again.

Inbox is still empty

09-29-2016 , 09:06 AM

#2555

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Twss.

09-29-2016 , 09:08 AM

#2556

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ugh. I'm never drinking again.

:O_o:

09-29-2016 , 09:11 AM

#2557

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ugh. I'm never drinking again.

09-29-2016 , 09:16 AM

#2558

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I'll just blame Obama..Trump would never disagree with someone blaming Obama.

09-29-2016 , 09:19 AM

#2559

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ugh. I'm never drinking again.

My friend is like you and will drink so much he feels like **** the next day, and then about once a month he'll proclaim he's "never drinking again". So he's my question to you, since drinking culture is a mystery to me, when you say you're never drinking again, do you honestly believe it? Or is it just something you say instead of "oh man I feel like ****" because the rest of us know full well you will drink again

09-29-2016 , 09:43 AM

#2560

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Thursday
Quit drinking
Shame, actually, as tomorrow will likely be piss drunk Friday.
Oh, well...
Thursday.

Bump

Sent from my SM-N930P using Tapatalk

09-29-2016 , 09:49 AM

#2561

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Pretty sure I stole it from Eurotrip. I say it every single time.

Not actually even feeling that hungover. Maybe a little sick to my stomach...but I feel that way most mornings before I eat.

09-29-2016 , 09:50 AM

#2562

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Shame, actually, as tomorrow will likely be piss drunk Friday.

09-29-2016 , 10:58 AM

#2563

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Gw: Do you know the difference between a blow job and a ham sandwich?

Kristy: No?

Gw: Wanna grab some lunch?

Walked right into it. So ashamed.

09-29-2016 , 11:34 AM

#2564

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I do not get it.

09-29-2016 , 11:36 AM

#2565

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

The lunch would be a ham sammich and since Kristy doesn't know the difference, it will actually be a blow job

09-29-2016 , 12:39 PM

#2566

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ohh Kay. I get it now.

09-29-2016 , 03:38 PM

#2567

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,894

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

just had my interview...

first question: tell us about yourself.

I had to tell them I have Springsteen tickets for sale! how could I know.

had them laughing throughout. expect a job on monday

That's how you do it, boss. Just be yourself and confident. Some clown that goes in there with a bunch of memorized, how-best-to-interview bull**** isn't doing it the best way imo

09-29-2016 , 08:03 PM

#2568

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

And back at the airport, Fml traveling is a pita.

09-29-2016 , 08:49 PM

#2569

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

09-29-2016 , 09:01 PM

#2570

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

09-29-2016 , 09:07 PM

#2571

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

SA, why picture of random ****, the theme you have sometimes is intriguing but then you go post some random ass sail boat, I mean wtf there are not enough straight lines in that photo to be considered for your collection

09-29-2016 , 09:31 PM

#2572

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i think a sail boat on the water is the height of class and sophistication

09-29-2016 , 09:48 PM

#2573

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

That's how you do it, boss. Just be yourself and confident. Some clown that goes in there with a bunch of memorized, how-best-to-interview bull**** isn't doing it the best way imo

yeah i have done that before and it doesn't work. it comes off forced.

it's not like i DIDN'T get to the nitty gritty.

like i'd say something funny while i came up with a formulated answer in my head. then i would give them the good stuff.

someone told me to name drop pivot tables in there so i did... defo getting the job now!

09-29-2016 , 09:49 PM

#2574

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Ugh. I'm never drinking again.

you say that ever time! also more drunk Kristy please. you need to stick around more.

I have questions losts a of filthy questions

09-29-2016 , 09:52 PM

#2575

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

this is why don't have any friends dabs...

also what she means by it is, she sells, feels and tastes in her mouth like a dirty ******* that's just pooped

that's why shes not drinking again

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