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02-27-2012 , 03:02 AM

#501

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

^_^

intense world theory

02-27-2012 , 03:04 AM

#502

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

TTI!

02-27-2012 , 03:07 AM

#503

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Kathy Ireland is worth $2 billion holy ****

Dead, or alive?

Last edited by New Kid; 02-27-2012 at 03:09 AM. Reason: There is not correct way to answer this

02-27-2012 , 03:08 AM

#504

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

lol no worries, i'm not a book burner

i just think that would be an inherent property of karma were it to exist

I was just sad there I got nothing for my corny joke about the notions section of the sewing/craft store : (

this does not seem the correct way life should look if karma worked

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Evan, I like the way you look at things.

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Originally Posted by New Kid

You philosophize real nice.

02-27-2012 , 03:09 AM

#505

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Dead, or alive?

belly loled irl

you are a gem ma'am

02-27-2012 , 03:11 AM

#506

New Kid

adept

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

belly loled irl

you are a gem ma'am

Fwiw I sensed the sewing notion joke was funny even though I don't know what a sewing notion is.

02-27-2012 , 03:12 AM

#507

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Brag, brag, brag.

That's all you ever do! Sick life tho

JM3 living a helluva life. Like my ***** weezy said I'm surrounded by ice

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Dead, or alive?

Quoted wrong thing, but that's more than the country named after her is worth

02-27-2012 , 03:13 AM

#508

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

02-27-2012 , 03:17 AM

#509

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

I was just sad there I got nothing for my corny joke about the notions section of the sewing/craft store : (

I really need to learn to sew, i can't keep buying new backpacks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

this does not seem the correct way life should look if karma worked

I don't think that amoral individuals living a long life and dying of old age eliminates the potential for karma, although it certainly requires a much more holistic perspective of what you mean when you say life.

02-27-2012 , 03:19 AM

#510

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Fwiw I sensed the sewing notion joke was funny even though I don't know what a sewing notion is.

I go there often. The ladies at the local craft store roll their eyes and groan when they see me coming in. I may lose my redneck card for that, but I don't care dagnabbit! lol

02-27-2012 , 03:21 AM

#511

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

I really need to learn to sew, i can't keep buying new backpacks.

I don't think that amoral individuals living a long life and dying of old age eliminates the potential for karma, although it certainly requires a much more holistic perspective of what you mean when you say life.

You could learn to sew up backpacks or hem pants etc in five minutes and have the skill for life!!

Yhea, that is why they had to come up with the multiple lives thing. It is the only way to square the narrative. I am not interested in that part. I am gonna be too busy trying to fix how far I fall short from the man I mean to be in this life I don't have time to worry about another.

02-27-2012 , 03:28 AM

#512

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

Yhea, that is why they had to come up with the multiple lives thing. It is the only way to square the narrative. I am not interested in that part. I am gonna be too busy trying to fix how far I fall short from the man I mean to be in this life I don't have time to worry about another.

I don't think it necessarily requires reincarnation, but that is the easiest way. The other seems to be along the lines of eliminating our traditional perspective of the individual, and can be a tricky path to navigate imo.

02-27-2012 , 03:29 AM

#513

elrey

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uh, boobs

02-27-2012 , 03:31 AM

#514

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

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02-27-2012 , 03:32 AM

#515

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Home sweet home.

Think I'll leave the New Scientist stuff to you guys and play some poker

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 02-27-2012 at 03:32 AM. Reason: awesome gif abe

02-27-2012 , 03:33 AM

#516

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
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How the **** does that guy not die there?

02-27-2012 , 03:35 AM

#517

EvanWilliams

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

I am gonna be too busy trying to fix how far I fall short from the man I mean to be in this life I don't have time to worry about another.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=133

Reef

02-27-2012 , 03:37 AM

#518

LirvA

banned

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sick link

02-27-2012 , 03:37 AM

#519

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

How the **** does that guy not die there?

karma

02-27-2012 , 03:39 AM

#520

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

i think im dying irl

02-27-2012 , 03:40 AM

#521

Kentucky Buddha

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

The latter is an easier sell to me. What I do for others I do for myself. Seeing an fMRI of Matthieu Ricard being tortured in various ways while imagining helping others and him being as happy as me being mobbed by a band of Victoria's Secret models that are all just nuts about morbidly obese know-it-all funny rednecks that sew their own pants. That would convince anyone. It really does not have to be altruistically motivated.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

fact: I talked to my wife about stability and mobility of the shoulder and injury resistance based on that very slam last night. Bader tough yo. (his arm was fine)

02-27-2012 , 03:43 AM

#522

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=133

Reef

but when you consider how very special life is and how incredibly lucky we are to have one...it is a pretty sick brag

plus, I was very honored to get to share a small piece of that very sweet man's narrow window of a life...and that is an even sicker brag imo

breadapples!!

02-27-2012 , 03:44 AM

#523

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

i think im dying irl

02-27-2012 , 03:46 AM

#524

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

you're quite beautiful. lovely, really.

02-27-2012 , 03:47 AM

#525

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

Seeing an fMRI of Matthieu Ricard being tortured in various ways while imagining helping others and him being as happy as me being mobbed by a band of Victoria's Secret models that are all just nuts about morbidly obese know-it-all funny rednecks that sew their own pants.

too many gerunds os

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