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Old 03-01-2012, 02:11 PM   #2656
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Is there more cake yet? If so, what kind?
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:12 PM   #2657
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76 imo.. 2014 huh.. guess i'll be alive 2 years longer than all u that die in december
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:13 PM   #2658
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i always dig the israeli chicks with guns
And a guy with a fade and a gun is an Israeli military chick to a lot of wimminz in the U. S. of A. imo.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:14 PM   #2659
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Relevant for peoples interested in paper flying things.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#...d.john-collins
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:15 PM   #2660
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I know what "Israeli Carry" means in gun terminology because I watch youtube. True story.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:16 PM   #2661
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Haters gonna hate, but this is what matters: I'll be wearing body armor, helmet and sunglasses combo (the badass commando combo that I've mentioned itt before), and carrying an M-4. Chicks dig that.
i have body armor available too I just would not be able to fasten it because of flabberlanche after flabberlanche I still have lol


some japanese sumo fan-girls might dig that iunno
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:17 PM   #2662
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I know what "Israeli Carry" means in gun terminology because I watch youtube. True story.
Similarly, I know the best ways to fish for carp.

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Old 03-01-2012, 02:19 PM   #2663
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I have a video of the Israeli sidearm tactical shooting training...and it is absolutely hysterical...dude is like borat only funny. Srsly horrible strat. He actually recommends using a stutter step to a stop in the index when you are coming to a stop from a run. amazingly funny tho...did I mention that already?


omg omg omg this is it

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Old 03-01-2012, 02:19 PM   #2664
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Now that I think of it, I could replicate Mayo's to be outfit right now, including a combat tested flack jacket and M-4, but I wouldn't feel right about wearing it because I was never in the military.

Also, it would be Marine gear. I dunno how that makes a difference other than camo patterns maybe.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:20 PM   #2665
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Too bad that prick didn't die a couple days earlier that would have been good fodder for that Karma conversation, not sure if Breitbart and Atwater trump Idi Amin and Uncle Joe dying in their beds...but hey.


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Haters gonna hate, but this is what matters: I'll be wearing body armor, helmet and sunglasses combo (the badass commando combo that I've mentioned itt before), and carrying an M-4. Chicks dig that.
And if not then maybe you can at least frighten them into ****ing you.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:21 PM   #2666
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Yeah, but when you show a picture to a woman, you guys can't tell her "Baby, I work on computers for the government. And this picture was taken on a camping trip in the Italian countryside when I was pretending to work on computers so that we could pretend to fight a fake war against fictional people. Also note that I have a mustache."
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how are we today?
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:23 PM   #2668
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And if not then maybe you can at least frighten them into ****ing you.
Ah yes, the Roethlisberger Gambit.
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how are we today?
I'm stressing out about work bull****, and I think I pissed Gizmo off. Also Breitbart is dead.
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Old 03-01-2012, 02:24 PM   #2670
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Also, Snailiens.

http://www.bogleech.com/blather-snailiens.html
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