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03-01-2012 , 03:08 PM

#2651

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

It's because it could be anyone.

76 imo.. 2014 huh.. guess i'll be alive 2 years longer than all u that die in december

03-01-2012 , 03:09 PM

#2652

k0derkid

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too soon

03-01-2012 , 03:09 PM

#2653

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

He probably gets an M-4. Which is ok...probably third place for what is just in this room with me aorn tho.

no class 5 is just facepalm

Haters gonna hate, but this is what matters: I'll be wearing body armor, helmet and sunglasses combo (the badass commando combo that I've mentioned itt before), and carrying an M-4. Chicks dig that.

03-01-2012 , 03:10 PM

#2654

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

76 imo..

Holy snap

03-01-2012 , 03:10 PM

#2655

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Haters gonna hate, but this is what matters: I'll be wearing body armor, helmet and sunglasses combo (the badass commando combo that I've mentioned itt before), and carrying an M-4. Chicks dig that.

i always dig the israeli chicks with guns

03-01-2012 , 03:11 PM

#2656

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

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Is there more cake yet? If so, what kind?

03-01-2012 , 03:12 PM

#2657

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

76 imo.. 2014 huh.. guess i'll be alive 2 years longer than all u that die in december

*who

03-01-2012 , 03:13 PM

#2658

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by prodonkey

i always dig the israeli chicks with guns

And a guy with a fade and a gun is an Israeli military chick to a lot of wimminz in the U. S. of A. imo.

03-01-2012 , 03:14 PM

#2659

k0derkid

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

Relevant for peoples interested in paper flying things.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#...d.john-collins

03-01-2012 , 03:15 PM

#2660

k0derkid

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I know what "Israeli Carry" means in gun terminology because I watch youtube. True story.

03-01-2012 , 03:16 PM

#2661

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Haters gonna hate, but this is what matters: I'll be wearing body armor, helmet and sunglasses combo (the badass commando combo that I've mentioned itt before), and carrying an M-4. Chicks dig that.

i have body armor available too I just would not be able to fasten it because of flabberlanche after flabberlanche I still have lol

some japanese sumo fan-girls might dig that iunno

03-01-2012 , 03:17 PM

#2662

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

I know what "Israeli Carry" means in gun terminology because I watch youtube. True story.

Similarly, I know the best ways to fish for carp.

03-01-2012 , 03:19 PM

#2663

Kentucky Buddha

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I have a video of the Israeli sidearm tactical shooting training...and it is absolutely hysterical...dude is like borat only funny. Srsly horrible strat. He actually recommends using a stutter step to a stop in the index when you are coming to a stop from a run. amazingly funny tho...did I mention that already?

omg omg omg this is it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdZ3hZ8y-w

03-01-2012 , 03:19 PM

#2664

k0derkid

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Now that I think of it, I could replicate Mayo's to be outfit right now, including a combat tested flack jacket and M-4, but I wouldn't feel right about wearing it because I was never in the military.

Also, it would be Marine gear. I dunno how that makes a difference other than camo patterns maybe.

03-01-2012 , 03:20 PM

#2665

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

Too bad that prick didn't die a couple days earlier that would have been good fodder for that Karma conversation, not sure if Breitbart and Atwater trump Idi Amin and Uncle Joe dying in their beds...but hey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Haters gonna hate, but this is what matters: I'll be wearing body armor, helmet and sunglasses combo (the badass commando combo that I've mentioned itt before), and carrying an M-4. Chicks dig that.

And if not then maybe you can at least frighten them into ****ing you.

03-01-2012 , 03:21 PM

#2666

Mayo

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Yeah, but when you show a picture to a woman, you guys can't tell her "Baby, I work on computers for the government. And this picture was taken on a camping trip in the Italian countryside when I was pretending to work on computers so that we could pretend to fight a fake war against fictional people. Also note that I have a mustache."

03-01-2012 , 03:22 PM

#2667

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

how are we today?

03-01-2012 , 03:23 PM

#2668

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

And if not then maybe you can at least frighten them into ****ing you.

Ah yes, the Roethlisberger Gambit.

03-01-2012 , 03:23 PM

#2669

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

how are we today?

I'm stressing out about work bull****, and I think I pissed Gizmo off. Also Breitbart is dead.

03-01-2012 , 03:24 PM

#2670

Mayo

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Also, Snailiens.

http://www.bogleech.com/blather-snailiens.html

03-01-2012 , 03:25 PM

#2671

j2sooted

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I'm stressing out about work bull****, and I think I pissed Gizmo off. Also Breitbart is dead.

explain to ur commander that if u dont get help he is gonna look bad?

stopit

hopefully a pack of wild dogs got him

03-01-2012 , 03:31 PM

#2672

Kentucky Buddha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I didn't know of this documentary...not sure I can watch it. The Willie Horton thing is seriously one of the most tilting things in my life. For those who don't know...Atwater made a commercial showing Dukakis the Democratic candidate putting in a revolving door on the prisons in his state and an ominous voice-over with the visual of Willie Horton, a big buck ****** who was set free to rape white women. It was a repugnant low. Dukakis was the first guy I voted for for President.

03-01-2012 , 03:38 PM

#2673

prodonkey

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are we at war vs italy?

03-01-2012 , 03:39 PM

#2674

prodonkey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

a big buck ****** who was set free to rape white women.

are u saying u don't endorse this statement?

03-01-2012 , 03:40 PM

#2675

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

how are we today?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Ah yes, the Roethlisberger Gambit.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kentucky Buddha

I haven't watched it either ... I caught a bunch on Frontline once randomly but it doesn't look like you can see it anywhere online in it's entirety... There probably are I just can't be ****ed with to look around hard enough for them.

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