self destruction at its finest itt. Makes me wish I had been online for the implosion of Grear.

an alligator goes to the gynecologist..

ohaidere

alligators can't drive

that way it doesn't sound like we're ****ing 5yo's

almost all the jokes i know are offensive to some group of people

Do you take on boarders?

oh great phil0pp is here. how was jail buddy?

heres a joke i came up with today. i applied to to be a republican campaign strategist today. they asked me if i had any ideas how to deal with presidents days coming up. my response, " oh jesus, just another day all the black ppl will want off"

thats racist, but kinda not cuz it makes fun republicans being racist, so its kinda twisted and fun imo

*elrey is not a pedophile

i thought of a joke today

you've had an unusually constructive day

so your gonna pass your racism off as just playing some meta game?

now we can make bigoted jokes about whatever we want as long as we conclude by declaring it to be a joke about republicans

ok, my bad, i meant nothing by it, i just thought it was funny, thats all i was going for