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12-21-2011 , 07:53 PM

#426

Francis M.H.

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,701

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

We should revived that "I like my X" thread. Some gems in there!

the greatest one I ever saw was "I like my women like I like my whiskey, aged 12 years and mixed up in coke"

12-21-2011 , 07:55 PM

#427

Clark S. Griswold

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

the greatest one I ever saw was "I like my women like I like my whiskey, aged 12 years and mixed up in coke"

I can't tell what's worse about that joke; the child prostitution or mixing aged whiskey.

12-21-2011 , 07:56 PM

#428

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

VWP!

Hey killa! you decided to take us on again?

12-21-2011 , 07:57 PM

#429

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

i like my lakers like i like my scissors

Spoiler:

12-21-2011 , 07:57 PM

#430

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Keep trying witty, one day you'll get it

12-21-2011 , 07:57 PM

#431

Francis M.H.

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,701

i still dont know who clark griswold is

12-21-2011 , 07:57 PM

#432

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

LOL

12-21-2011 , 07:59 PM

#433

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

i like my ladies like i like my elrey

Spoiler:

12-21-2011 , 08:01 PM

#434

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

Keep trying witty, one day you'll get it

lol

imo2 keep trying tho

12-21-2011 , 08:02 PM

#435

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

Here comes my ban:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0&postcount=48

12-21-2011 , 08:03 PM

#436

Francis M.H.

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,701

apparently gary johnson is going for the libertarian nom now

12-21-2011 , 08:04 PM

#437

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

You remind me of my great uncle. He won 250k at tunica and died like 2 weeks later, however that is not why you remind me of him.

12-21-2011 , 08:04 PM

#438

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

I posted in Mason's NVG thread.

12-21-2011 , 08:05 PM

#439

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

You remind me of my great uncle. He won 250k at tunica and died like 2 weeks later, however that is not why you remind me of him.

12-21-2011 , 08:05 PM

#440

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

VWP!

Hey killa! you decided to take us on again?

Yea figured with my buddy Ryan gone its only fair you have a mod of my superior caliber helping out.

12-21-2011 , 08:06 PM

#441

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Someone got arrested here today for trying to pimp out her 8 year old daughter for a hundo.

It wasn't me, you can tell by my posting history.

12-21-2011 , 08:07 PM

#442

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

HTJ, what other threads have you posted in today. Please share.

12-21-2011 , 08:08 PM

#443

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

Quote:

Originally Posted by Francis M.H.

i still dont know who clark griswold is

chevy chase ldo

12-21-2011 , 08:08 PM

#444

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

HTJ, what other threads have you posted in today. Please share.

You little punk. I was giving you a living I made off my own beats.

12-21-2011 , 08:09 PM

#445

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,861

Anyone wanna see a pic of my wife?

12-21-2011 , 08:09 PM

#446

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

You remind me of my great uncle. He won 250k at tunica and died like 2 weeks later, however that is not why you remind me of him.

Dammit Mut! I was gonna be the first to kick that off here and you just had to show off.

Spoiler:

12-21-2011 , 08:09 PM

#447

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Witty, you should go post one of your links in that Mason Malmuth thread. It would easily be the most interesting post in that thread.

12-21-2011 , 08:11 PM

#448

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

Yea figured with my buddy Ryan gone its only fair you have a mod of my superior caliber helping out.

Well thank you for stepping up in our time of need. I don't like to use the word hero. It gets used way too often these days. I'm just gonna say, they don't make them like you anymore sir.

12-21-2011 , 08:11 PM

#449

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Time John

Anyone wanna see a pic of my wife?

LDO

12-21-2011 , 08:11 PM

#450

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Do they offer phone cameras with night vision?

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